Your name is ERIDA AMPORA and you've got delusions of grandeur that not even being a brownblood can smother. Sure, your lovely, finned silhouette and lovelier purple streak are gone, but you’ve still got that really impressive chip on your shoulder. You live in Las Vegas, but you’re currently in New York City. You came to fetch one big, hulking blueblood and now you’ve got to track down another. You’d call it fucking annoying if you didn’t love the drama so very much.You enjoy photography, guns, ship wrecks, and obscure music. Harry Potter is your guilty pleasure. Pictures and videos of adorable sea life are your even guiltier pleasures.They’re just so cute. {{Female Eridan for Clubbent/Clubstuck AU, may be NSFW}}{{icon by Kayce}}
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wait you Met Gamzee
yeah he came by to see equ really i guess they used to be friends or somethin but man somebody wworked him fuckin ovver good
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ive Done All i Can On my side but There Needs to be Some sort of Catalyst and I dont know What it Is
wwell
shit
that just sucks
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slowly I Am At an Impasse and Am Unsure on how to Proceed
wwhat kinda impasse is it
i mean id like to help if i can the place you described sounds kinda like this place equs friend gam showwed the twwo a us an he seemed to think it wwas a bad fuckin place to be plus youvve been dead for uh a wwhile noww
i mean i guess theres no real point in fuckin wworryin but im not gonna say im not wworried
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my Undying Gratitude
yeah wwell
youre wwelcome
howws the gettin uh undead wworkin out
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Thank You it means A lot that I May rest without worrying About Those /things/
a course as soon as i promise i wwont do somethin i alwways get so fuckin tempted
but wwhatevver i havve some fuckin self control
your afterlife can be seapunk fashion free as far as im concerned
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The Shirts Just stop give a Dead Jadeblood her Peace Until her Return
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alright on account a my not wwantin my ass haunted i wwont reblog anymore seapunk shit is that basically your request
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youre a festerin cockfuck davv
i am high and horny like no ones business
need to make the downstairs party calm the fuck down the best way i know how

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{{It's 6 am and therefore I need to go so I can sleep! Sorry!}}
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if you say so
i wwill resist the urge to come document this unusual evvent and go get the ice already
D —> After I clean up after Mister Cat
D —> Surprisingly giving him a bit of catnip got him to be most complacent
D —> He’s much happier now
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crabinterrupted started following you
hi sols shouty an fuckin presumptivve friend
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thats a relief
it is too fuckin hot for the both a you though and bakin isnt goin to cool you off any
but i wwill try to think a something
D —> I used to make them for holiday parties at the clubs I bounced for, its nothing special…
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Oh i can get that on there quite easily for you!
fuckin awwesome
ivve been told i can be ungrateful in the past but seriously thanks for doin this
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yeah wwhatEVVER its fuckin special in my opinion so its fuckin special period
im excited
D —> I will make brownies for you
D —> You can eat a little piece or a big piece it will still be good
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I have the pieces for your crossbow i simply lack a workshop so the going is slow unfortunately. Any particular designs or motifs you may want?
wwell i dont think im in the position to be fuckin picky
but since you asked i havve a personal symbol you knoww one a those troll things its the same as the symbol for aquarius a pair a wwavves
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oh equ you are too fuckin swweet i didnt evven knoww you could bake
browwnies wwould be fuckin amazin im sure and youre totally right
100dbeatsbouncer replied to your post: D —> Miss chocolate…?
D —> I c001d make you something with chocolate…
wwell i guess it couldnt fuckin hurt to try again
so sure
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