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livia should have poisoned more people actually. if she wiped out the whole julio claudian family tree she could have become the greatest feminist of all time (the more people you kill the more feminist you are)

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LIBERAL committee of public safety:

Bertrand BaRED (like communism) de Vieuzac

Jacques-Nicolas BIllaud-Varenne

Carnot isn't here because I couldn't think of anything the Second Law of Thermodynamics disproved the LIBERAL Big Bang Theory

Jean-Marie COMMUNISM d'Herbois

Georges CouthONBINARY

Jeanbon SLAYnt-André

Jean-Baptiste Robert LGBTndet

Pierre Louis Prieur (Prieur de la MARX)

Claude Antoine PRONOUN-Duvernois

Maximilien de WOKEspierre

Louis Antoine de SOCIALISM

Marie-Jean SHE/HERault de Séchelles

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can't get over this anecdote I read in a very liberally written fouché biography according to which this mf escaped the kings forces TWICE in the following ways:

1. when the guards came to arrest him he just said said "you can't arrest a senator" and sprinted away in his carriage

2. the following day when they invaded his house he said he would come with them as soon as he finished reorganizing some things,went into another room and escaped with a ladder. and they couldn't arrest him anymore because Napoleon took over again

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Did you draw your icon? I MUST SEE MORE OF IT *_*

There’s no more Rose of Versailles SJ but there’s Revolutionary Girl Utena SJ 🥰

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I am geographically challenged, and I really, really wanted a way to visualise what constituencies the members of the Third Committee of Public Safety ( July 1793 – July 1794) represented. So, this map was born.

Bertrand Barère: Hautes-Pyrénées

Jacques Billaud-Varenne:  Paris

Lazare Carnot: Pas-de-Calais

Jean-Marie Collot: Paris

Georges Couthon: Puy-de-Dôme

Marie-Jean Hérault de Séchelles: Seine-et-Oise

Robert Lindet: Eure

Pierre-Louis Prieur de la Marne: Marne (hence the name…)

Claude-Antoine Prieur: Côte-d'Or (ditto)

Maximilien Robespierre: Paris

André Jeanbon Saint-André: Lot

Louis Antoine de Saint-Just: Aisne

PS: It’s fascinating and telling how many represented provinces in the north of France.

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Let us hope that they neglect to take him out of there.

‘Content warning: Sensitive content’ reads a blurred twitter image

I click on the ‘show’ button. Revealed is a picture of French Minister of Police from 1799-1810, Joseph Fouché

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can anyone translate this? pic goes hard but idk what they’re saying 💔

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‘Content warning: Sensitive content’ reads a blurred twitter image

I click on the ‘show’ button. Revealed is a picture of French Minister of Police from 1799-1810, Joseph Fouché

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this is so committee of public safety coded

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Barras: we are friends, aren't we? Aren't we?!

Fouché: we couldn't be more friends than that... Why did I come to you if not? I could have turned to other people.

Barras: You... You have to rely on me only! Understood?

Fouché: Oh... yes, yes... You have a good heart *sarcasm*

I'm six minutes in and I'm already loving it

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tell me

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wanted to look up a wikipedia claim but the citation is a biography of someone whose other biography i read before and if my only two libgen books are two biographies of the same person then I look like a deranged individual. what is one to do :(

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ask game: 1, 24, 25, 26, 27, 29 🤗😯

1. Who is your favourite historical person?

Jean-Lambert Tallien

24. Most underrated historical figure?

Jean-Lambert Tallien

25. Most overrated historical figure in your opinion?

Robespierre

26. Forgotten hero we should know about and admire?

Jean-Lambert Tallien

27. Favourite historical “ What if… ” ?

A universe in which Jean-Lambert Tallien coups the Directory instead of Napoleon. He then defeats all the monarchs in the Tallienic Wars and France remains a republic forever and ever

29. Great historical mystery you are interested in?

Why Jean-Lambert Tallien didn't coup the Directory instead of Napoleon. He's clearly talented enough to do so, and would be a far better politician than that corrupt Barras and crybaby Carnot (the other Directors are too irrelevant for me to remember).

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if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter

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the people who get to hang out irl with my mutuals are sooo lucky they don't even know. they don't know how lucky they are.

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?????WHAT?????

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imagine collot and billaud raising a capybara. that poor poor creature

GUYS

CAPYBARAS LIVE IN GUYANA

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???