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I'm watching Wicked while drunk. Do you guys think Jonathan Bailey would let me hit (no homo)

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Thinking about starting a one man podcast..

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you have to pick whiplash or la la land go

Whiplash.

Purely for the fact that Chazelle said Andrew probably ended up killing himself after the events of the film. There's something poetic about that.

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If you guys see another person claiming to be me on this app, just let them know I will be suing for defamation and I know how to do that because I watched 12 Angry Men, The Firm and Better Call Saul back to back. I will win.

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If you're wondering, Hans Zimmer was my top artist.

rip luke cooper, you would’ve loved spotify wrapped

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come home the cats miss you

I'm actually already on my way. We're gonna watch Christmas Vacation.

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So???

Found Michael's camcorder. It's mostly videos of birds. Is this a sign of a serial killer

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It's the ones you doubt the most you need to keep an eye on.

Found Michael's camcorder. It's mostly videos of birds. Is this a sign of a serial killer

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Found Michael's camcorder. It's mostly videos of birds. Is this a sign of a serial killer

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movie recommendations?

Heat (1995), Raising Arizona (1987), Silence of the Lambs (1991)

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Fellas is it gay to say I would let Tyler Durden hit

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you're a real one

i’m soooo drunk i wanna make out with u and suck the soul out of u and marry u and have ur kids or whatever. husband. u met me at a very strange time in my life but IDGAF!

Totally down for alllll of that. I didn't even really care about the whole marriage and kids thing before but now it's a must.

Also- don't do anything crazy alright?

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He's a loser though.

Michael Scott is no longer my opp.

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Michael Scott is no longer my opp.

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Guys I had to lock in sorry I dipped.

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hot

I think it's really funny they're calling you a man whore. I wasn't THAT upset. But I do like how everyone came to my defense. They're all real ones.

Please save me they’re so vicious 🥲