he/they 26 I drank the hot dog water and now I have every disease
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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!
guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues
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I sit here knowing that I have to rest for a little while longer but I also have the itch to spin and to crochet dishcloths SO bad 😩
If theres a god(s) i am going to absolutely eviscerate them upon my death because giving me the insatiable urge to Make Things and then giving me multiple Cant Do Shit diseases was cruel as FUCK
#text#personal#crochet#chronic illness#only thing keeping me down and resting is honestly my cat#she wasnts snuggles and who am i to deny her
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If theres a god(s) i am going to absolutely eviscerate them upon my death because giving me the insatiable urge to Make Things and then giving me multiple Cant Do Shit diseases was cruel as FUCK
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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
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I HEAR YOUR HEAAART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS
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Consider the ongoing crisis of antimicrobial resistance, which, according to the CDC, kills over a million people each year: a rate that is on par with that of AIDS or Tuberculosis. Indeed, the major sequela of COVID itself, Long COVID, might be affecting millions, or tens of millions, or hundreds of millions of people (depending on definitions). Ongoing public health challenges, like obesity, poor mental health, and even insomnia technically qualify as pandemics, though have not necessarily been formally declared as such. These conditions don’t crash ICUs overnight, and some might not lead to actual death or even to hospitalization, but they nevertheless slowly sap workforce productivity, increase health expenditures, and widen equity gaps. In the long run, they can be as devastating –if not more so– than a highly infectious influenza or coronavirus pandemic.
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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No Other Land (2024 🇵🇸), directed by Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Hamdan Ballal, Rachel Szor
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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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folks will reveal out of nowhere how poorly they think of people with cognitive disabilities
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The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a
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