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Some blushy bois •//o//•

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We named him Baja Blast. It means “Heart of Taco Bell” in orcish.

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Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA

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when your parents break a promise

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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

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Play as a wizard that can conjure up a spell for any occasion. Whatever it is, he’s got you covered. But he’s so bad at taking care of himself that the only reason he’s still alive is that his familiar takes care of him.

Just the most exhausted pseudodragon ever. Correcting all their master’s formulas, pulling him to the side when something explodes, fixing him eggs so the idiot doesn’t end up eating the shells again. The poor baby.

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i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

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Keeping it professional. A famous tweet by my friend @_coryrichardson

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I'm glad you finally posted your hole pics, but I don't think calling in a press conference in Washington was entirely necessary.

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when you open a text just to get rid of the notification