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i cant think of any joke to make but this image is really funy
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I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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hey girl is that a piece of chalk in your pants or is yuor penis just a rectangular prism that crumbles easily into a fine powder
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I just killed my pet dust speck in self defense
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ahh, another great day of buying 50 coats, but how should i store them?
the virtuous coat hanger:

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