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“Shit! They’re coming back!” was fucking hilarious.

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Y'all ever think about the real reason Rick likes the Simple Rick's wafer cookies so much? Before the new formula, they were based off of the brain chemistry of a Rick that not only chose his family, but got to keep them. I can imagine Rick found some sort of comfort in eating them.

(Also, I kinda wonder what happened to Simple Rick's Beth and Diane? How did he end up hooked up to a machine on the citadel when he had a seemingly nice life with his family? Maybe Rick Prime has killed more than one family.)

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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

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Rick: "look at this picture when he was a baby, now look at him all grown up 🥹"

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i just got that Rick from Rick & Morty speaks to Morty in the same way as tumblr version of Walter White

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it's honestly hilarious that he tried to pull the whole fuck you i don't care about anything shtick immediately after the events of solaricks. who do you think you're fooling lmao

i love it when jerry makes fun of him

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im never not thinking about rick fagging it up at the simpsons residence

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asked my bf what I should draw and he said this

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saw @sorrelpaws 's dtiys pop up on my recommended page once more and thought why not join in- even if it's late as heck!

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Thinking about how Rick probably thinks Morty doesn't like being hugged by him 🥲

No wonder he acted petty towards RickBot after seeing how close they were.

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not me pining for rick in a santa suit rick in a santa hat no way couldn’t be me thinking about this all day

I need the whole suit and EVERYTHING. I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MILK AND COOKIES JUST PLEASE

bonus rick santa-chez (rickbot was too good for this world)

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look at him :) all curled up

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Cropped and zoomed so I can study them like bugs

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dumbass hole

(btw feel free to request doodles bc im running out of motivation lmao)

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GOD

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I’m so normal and sane and not obsessive about Rick in outfits that show his chest