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happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Having smallcrow thoughts but the thoughts are nothing. They are just rotating in my brain with no caption. That one song by bug hunter is playing in the background. I would like to manifest this into fan content of some kind but they just. keep. rotating. Just know that I think they're cool and I'll do something with that someday. Probably

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had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"

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My favorite game that we all play at work is when someone says "knock on wood" and then we all have to sprint around the store and try and find something somewhat resembling wood. Usually cardboard. Occasionally!! Plastic covered with a piece of vinyl that looks like wood :) That's always a winner

spoke deeply to me.

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Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren't so cruel to you

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Hey so. Anyone else seen the movie Just My Luck. Because, consider. Smallcrow.

Listen listen ok. Main plot is someone with unnaturally good luck meets someone with unnaturally bad luck at a masquerade party, and then their luck swaps, so the once-lucky-now-unlucky person has to get help from the once-unlucky-now-lucky person. It's cutesy

Do you all see the vision. Please tell me you do

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y'all ever reach the end of google

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Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

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Have you seen his little dance? Now you have!

:)

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Shoutout warframe for having a random side vendor be canon trans and also have the best lines in the game

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Currently going through Pointcrow withdrawals.... Bring back my streamer guy

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Shootin my shot here: Anyone from literally any other country lookin to get married so a trans guy in Florida can get the Hell out of this Hell 👀😌

I'm 5'3", I know a lot about Zelda and I make a mean fuckin pasta dish

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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I think that, in Hyrule, there would be some legislature specific to the heroes. Like, there would be some protections in the books so that the hero wouldn't get sued or arrested for doing his job or protecting himself. There would probably even be laws specifically to help him along. (Disclaimer, I know nothing about how laws are made in a monarchy, or how to word them in legalese).

I think one of them would just be titled The Hero's Duty Act (and you bet that gets made fun of by everybody). It would basically state that a dedicated Hero of Hyrule has the express permission and ability to take care of a major threat in any way he deems appropriate: whether that be by sealing or execution or some other fashion. That way, after the journey is over, no stilted goons can come after the hero in court for murder or unlawful imprisonment. Of course, there would be Hella stipulations for what counts as a "major threat," as well as conditions that need to be met in order to qualify as a Hero of Hyrule.

"Impeeding the Hero's Journey" would be a crime. Basically, if anyone knowingly and in their right mind tries to hinder or full-on stop the hero from completing his quest, they can be arrested. I'd imagine the punishment would scale with the level of offence (a fine for needlessly charging the hero more for potions (since he kinda HAS to buy them), jailtime for blocking his way or restraining him somehow, or execution if you actively try to murder the kid (and he doesn't get you first)). You bet there are lawyers trying to prove in court that their clients didn't know that the skinny twink in green swinging a sword around was the hero, or that they were totally mind controlled.

There would probably be some sort of national emergency price cap specifically for when the hero is questing. Like, usually a red potion would go for 60-80 rupees a pop, but when catastrophe strikes the merchants are required to lower the price to 20 rupees max in order accommodate the influx of injured people and make sure the hero can survive off of minish-gifts and dropped monster wallets. The fine for breaking this law would stack with the fine for Impeding the Hero's Journey because come on man, that's just a dick move; he's like ten.

Of course, there's an entire section of the "self-defense" defense completely dedicated towards the hero, and what does and does not count as self-defense when fighting hylian foes. It's basically the same as the regular self-defense laws, but with mind-control added in and with words specific to the hero. It's in the books pretty much exclusively to prevent grieving angry families from coming after the traumatized ten year old who just saved them.

None of those laws probably existed when the first few heroes were around, in fact, I'd imagine that most of them didn't get written into legislature until the Hero of Legend. I'd imagine that "Impeding the Hero's Journey" would be written in sometime around the Hero of the Four Sword era, as well as a few of the self-defense laws, but the Hero's Duty Act and the finer details of the mind control stuff wouldn't be penned until after the Hero of Legend dealt with Aganahim.

There would probably be more hero-specific laws, but I can't think of any at the moment. If anyone more versed in law wants to revise or add any to my list, feel free.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.