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The fun thing about The Zillo Beast Strikes Back episode is that there are about eighty seven different ways it could be turned into a fix it au. For example:

Space PETA finds out about all of this and tries to get Palps thrown out of office, exposing him as a Sith Lord

Palpatine's pissed off constituents and co workers, after nearly dying for a science experiment, try and get him thrown out of office, exposing him as a Sith Lord

Palpatine's guard says screw this and leaves him to get eaten

R2 leaves Palps to get eaten

Ezra Bridger gets thrown back in time, sees a massive beastie trying to eat Palpatine, goes "oh he gets me" and becomes best friends with the Zillo Beast and also kills Palpatine, therefore becoming Mace's favorite member of his lineage

Padawan Cal Kestis heard about this and goes "ANIMAL RIGHTS" and Jaro Tapal decides to use this as a teachable moment about civil disobedience. Palpatine's death is just an ancillary benefit of Cal getting a cool new pet

C3PO sues Palpatine for emotional damages, and Palpatine gets so angry in court that he outs himself as a Sith Lord

Literally just. The Zillo Beast eats him. Is that so much to ask?

Feel free to add more and/or use any of these as fic ideas if they don't already exist!

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Luke Skywalker on Tatooine in STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE

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anidala divorce probably still wouldnt fix them but it would fix me

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he is... all i think about... ever....

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did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Vader the gullible

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star wars fix-it fic writers

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Heya everybody! Time to check in.

How's your body feel? Do you need to move, stretch, stop clenching, or change positions? Have you fed and hydrated yourself? Taken care of your bathroom needs? Cleaned up, showered, or changed your clothes as you're able? Taken any applicable medications?

How does your mind feel? Are you stuck? Do you need to change activities, talk (or stop talking) to a particular person, or listen to a different playlist? Have you done something to nurture peace in your heart? Have you seen the sky and breathed some fresh air (even through a door or window)?

I love you, and I hope you have a better day tomorrow!

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STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) dir. George Lucas

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back dir. Irvin Kershner | May 21, 1980

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Harrison Ford as Han Solo in every Star Wars movie (4/5)

The Force Awakens (2015) dir. J.J. Abrams

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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Can I have one Tantrum Frappuccino please?

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Funniest possible ways for palpatine to be unable to issue order 66, I'll start:

- space internet is down due to, idk, heavy meteor showers, so he cannot complete the call to any clone commander so he's just seething in his office punching at his commlink

- just as hes saying "execute order sixty-" his audio gets cut off by bad reception and Cody panics, picking up any other of the sixty-adjacent Executive Orders to follow just in case. Maybe 65, "get rid of your communication device"? Sounds good

- Obi-Wan is the one to pick up that call and booooy does he have questions regarding this order 66 business, chancellor

- Anakin snaps out of his stupor after his dark side-induced violent outburst (killing mace) and does a full 180⁰ spin into a light-side induced violent outburst (killing palpatine) before he's able to issue the order

- zilo beast just fucking. Smashes his window and eats him whole.

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*awkward silence*

Han: *trying to make small talk* y’know, my dad abandoned me when I was a kid.

Luke: my dad is Darth Vader

Han: ...that’s rough, buddy

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THE CAST SIGNS ARE THE BEST PART:

“Wish you were here! –The Emperor”

“No more beers for you :o)  –The Emperor” (SHEEV IMPLYING VADER HURT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE GOT DRUNK AND NOW SHEEV’S GOT TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE TO CUT HIM OFF OH MY GOD.)

“Get well soon, Dad.  –Luke & Leia” (SIGNED WITH A HEART OVER THE I, AWW) (THE TIC TAC TOE GAME???? I WANT TO KNOW WHO WAS PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE ON VADER’S CAST AND WHO WON AND IF THEY’RE DEAD IN A SPACE DITCH WHERE VADER HAD THEIR BODY DUMPED)

“Good wishes.  –Alec Guinness” (IN HIS ACTUAL SIGNATURE)

“Who’s old now?”  –Obi-Wan (L O L HE HASN’T BEEN THAT BURNED SINCE MUSTAFAR, GET REKT ANAKIN.)

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If Vader dad-joked his way through the Star Wars series

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