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My mom’s gay best friend who was like my live-in nanny when I was a kid used to get super into helping me gag everyone with my school projects like one time in first grade we had to do a craft for the 100th day of school and bring it in to show the class and he helped me hot glue 100 pennies to a wooden board that we’d coated with metallic spraypaint with the pennies arranged to spell out “100” and then we attached a strand of 100 battery powered LED lights to it and it came out so crazy I just know these other kids were mad as fuck when I showed up with it

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A 14 year old girl flushing her miscarriage down the toilet can be charged with mutilating a corpse, but keeping a dead woman on life support for 120 days then cutting her open to extract a 2 pound fetus because her dead body was decaying too fast to sustain the pregnancy any longer is not only legal but compelled by law. America/the world/men hate women so much.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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pausing torture to let the victim know i don’t personally get anything out of this sexually and if i did get off on torture they are nottt the one i would pick bc i find them kind of repulsive lol but anyway yeah i’m not like some kind of pervert this is old fashioned love of the game. you know you’re like kind of unresponsive and shitty to talk to. like i’m giving you information about my life this is a conversation. you should work on that it’s really unpleasant. Anyway so this one is called the “scavengers daughter”

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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Thinking about how in Gideon's narration she employs 206 anatomical names for bones but Harrow doesn't know the difference between a hilt and a pommel. Something something cavaliers being expected to respect/understand/integrate into necromancy while necromancers are not expected to do the same for caveliership. Is this anything.

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

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manifesting something t4t to happen to Me regardless of the fact i dress terrible and dont use dating apps and dont have reliable methods of transport and

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im pretty sure jesus died just because he was an attention whore and then came back 3 days later to check if anyone actually missed him or not

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ceramic pngs

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke