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seeing the driver era tn 🤙
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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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i promised you a contract
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avril lavigne covering love story 18 june 2025
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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i'm queen of sand castles he destroys ... he saw forever so he smashed it up ... break my soul in two looking for you but you're right here ... did i close my fist around something delicate did i shatter you

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the fbi official list of domestic terrorism symbols is so funny to me im sorry but like:

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okay i did take a trazodone so. preemptive apology for anything unhinged i say before it takes me out
#i’ve said it before but trazodone posting is lowkey worse than high posting bc looking back at my blog the next day is like.#i don’t remember saying any of this lmao
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