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I wasn't, it was just my indirect way of showing my disgust I guess?

What makes you think that was the point?

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Right... You know, if you wanted to charm a girl, that was most definitely the way to do it.

Upside to drinking Mcdonald’s caramel frappes? They taste like Jesus’s cum in my mouth. Downside? They make me shit up a storm. With that, I probably shouldn’t have bought two larges and drank them both within forty five minutes.

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I think school will be the death of us, not the serial killer. I mean, I have to agree that they are asking way too much of us. I just want a break already, it's exhausting sitting in class all day trying to understand incomprehensible subjects.

Mondays are the absolute worst, especially since I get so used to sleeping until two p.m. for two days straight, and then I have to wake up at six in the morning and actually make myself look presentable. They really ask too much of us. Fuck school.

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I get that, I was just being sarcastic. All the same, it should be considered a consolation to hear that your life isn't to dreadful.

I have my good and bad days like anyone else. My life isn’t that dreadful.

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I guess everyone has their obligations and reasons to stay behind.

Yeah, I mean- why the hell not.

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When a suggestion like that crops up, I begin to wonder why we don't all just take the opportunity already.

Anything. In fact, we should all just fucking evacuate.

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Anything to get away from this town I guess.

I’m feeling a roadtrip. Vegas, preferably. 

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Sounds terribly exciting to be in your shoes. You must have one dreadful life.

This rain is depressing and it’s making me crave Chinese food.

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That's pretty fricking adorable to be honest! I never got the opportunity to dress up as a Teletubby but I'm sure that if I did, I would have been La La. That being said, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can't dress up as a girl. Do Teletubbies even have genders in the first place? 

I was looking through all my childhood stuff, and I’m pretty sure I may have shed a tear or two from all the embarrassing pictures. I’m not entirely sure what I expected, but it definitely wasn’t finding an old Halloween picture of me dressed up as Po from the Teletubbies, that’s for sure. I mean — why Po? Couldn’t I have at least been one of the boys? I guess I should be glad I wasn’t La La, but still, it’s just not fair. Honestly, I would’ve been alright with being the one that carries a purse— but nope, I was a girl. 

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Sneaking out to go where? It's not like there would actually be anywhere to go, would there?

Those were the days but it’s not like you have to obey the curfew, sneakin’ out is a good alternative.

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I'm sorry to hear that, it must be pretty dreadful. I'd help if I could but I'm pretty bad at dealing with finance and everything.

Both actually.

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That too. I'm already missing the good old times when we could stay out till whenever we wanted to.

Special in the sense that you’ll be all alone.

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Because of the new curfew. 

And why might that be?

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Special in the sense that no one will be able to step outside for the entire time?

Well, you’ve got me there. I say you throw a party of one, it’ll be special.

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Yeah but cats and dogs go together, unlike cats and horses.

Horses are bigger. It makes more sense.

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Provided that there is a someone else in the first place.

Night’s in can be fun if you’re with someone else. 

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That actually sounds like an excellent idea but I doubt anywhere would be open after curfew. And I'm afraid I can't promise you that either.

I’m suggesting that maybe you should go out and live a little. Screw the curfew. Just don’t die, yeah?