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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot
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sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
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true friends support your probably-slightly-unhealthy obsession with your favorite fictional character
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
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Best side effect of autism is people thinking I’m funny because I often just say what I mean and everyone laughs and I’m like okay, I guess it was a joke then!
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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
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