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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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the problem with lestat is that not enough people talk to him like this when they should

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found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

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louis and his photography 💔

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*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

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please listen to this it is destroying me its so funny

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putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around

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god i really fucking love the dúnedain, particularly the rangers. just as like. a concept. a people. an actual part of the story.

they defend the shire, without the hobbits knowing, because they're doing what they can to keep it untouched by evil and the world at large. they sing and they love dancing and theyre all Tall. theyre almost all that is left of númenor. they do not seek payment for what they do--their cause is singular, and that is to fight against the very evil that brought their people to middle earth in the first place. they're often strange and they're certainly offputting to those who do not know them but in all we see of them, they clearly have close connections with one another. they can live for over a hundred years. they absolutely crash in rivendell half the time. their leader is playing a lead role in beren and luthien part 2.

god just. the rangers!!!

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I almost forgot how good Elijah Wood is as Frodo. Frodo Baggins really is the specialest little guy… he really serves that Doomed Waif Energy. Remember when people liked to hate Frodo for no reason? He’s literally just a tragic little guy

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pouring one out for tolkiens bday today! (by that i mean getting an enormous tattoo of aragorns sword between my tits)

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"Isn't it pretty to think so?" This line from "the sun also rises" is so potent and transcending because of it's slightly hopeful yet ambiguous nature. Maybe Jake will finally break out from the illusion or maybe not. But the feeling alone sent a shiver down my spine and made me want to go back to the beginning of the journey. Truly a masterpiece.

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I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

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"hot priest from fleabag" this, "hot priest from midnight mass" that, what do y'all know about father francis john patrick mulcahy from the 4077th