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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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guess who got accidentally smushed flat onto my desk because she silently sat by my right hand and is the perfect shape of a computer mouse

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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oh, BOOOOO

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You should try it sometime it's fun

Has anyone else gotten so absorbed into their work that they found themselves upside down on their chair or am I more fucked up than I thought

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Upside down in the "my back is against the seat of my chair and my legs are propped over the backrest" sense, or upside down in the "gravity has reversed and now i am sitting on the ceiling" sense?

Has anyone else gotten so absorbed into their work that they found themselves upside down on their chair or am I more fucked up than I thought

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They're just standard yellow #π pencils I'm sure you can find them elsewhere

the spirally door man one?

oh, the distortion's cool! It's definitely a better conversationalist than any other doors I've met. Keeps stealing my pencils though..

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the spirally door man one?

oh, the distortion's cool! It's definitely a better conversationalist than any other doors I've met. Keeps stealing my pencils though..

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thoughts on michael

which one

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i guess i could bring you the records of the time an eight-year-old who wasn't me (but is) (and isn't) broke his leg (or rather didn't) and missed (but was present at) a week of school but honestly it's not very relevant

dear spiral avatars:

it would be sooo confusing and scary if you suddenly brought me your or your victims' health records. it would be quite maddening i think i'd just go insane if that happened lol

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you can if the sword is tiny enough.

I wish I could store an entire sword inside my cane. Unfortunately I am not strong enough to lift a sword (I have tried)

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The Astral Plane has been noted by various prominent psychics to be suffering from extreme ecological damage due to the introduction of invasive Kudzu in 1976.

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too late. you're bert now

I think it would be funny to start using my middle initial. Nice to meet you I'm Jon A. Sims

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Your middle name is albert?

I think it would be funny to start using my middle initial. Nice to meet you I'm Jon A. Sims

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Y'know what? I do look like a pug. I'm adorable. Pet me.

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Liminal Hallway.

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So sculptures are fine then

Hey archivist do you want some.. office decoration?!?!?!!

That is exceedingly ominous, especially given that your handle is “child-of-the-vast”. I would prefer if there were no portals into any infinite grandeur within the archive. Any other decorations may be acceptable.