Notice there's never any birds around anymore. Used to be birds. Singing in the morning and wake you up. Singing at night, looking for girl birds to meet up with. Just don't hear them no more...kind of sad. Rosie. 27. Background by Sarcastically
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Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-
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(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS
BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH
SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK
BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER
TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI
TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO
QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH
PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD
TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL
GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS
WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS
YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED
RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS
POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO
NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE
LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
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i think about that dota screenshot that's like 'i still think it's your fault because otherwise it's my fault and i don't like that' every day of my life
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Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY
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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)
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