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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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I'm one of the few people that genuinely LOVES working customer service (hotel receptionist here), like yes the occasional person is rude and entitled. But most of the time? People are kind, and funny, and will jump at the chance to share a bit of their lives with someone else.

The businessman that comes in every week who seemed grouchy at first now smiles and waves when I remember his name, and explains he's just finished a long drive, and he doesn't MEAN to come off as rude, he's just tired.

The mother and daughter who visit the hotel each summer and tell me they've been coming here for years, and each time they visit they go to the pier and save up their tickets for the big ticket items. One day they come through the doors with the biggest grins, the older lady in the wheelchair proudly waving a huge stuffed toy tiger she's "had her eye on for years".

The young man with his girlfriend who looks nervous as he approaches reception, and stumbles over his words, his hands shaking as he signs the paperwork to check in. I've spent the last two weeks on the phone with him organising this; we've set up the bedroom with balloons and petals and decorations, and he's going to propose as soon as they get to the room.

The woman who I've not seen before who asks if I'm local, and tells me she grew up here, and had recently found herself drawn back. We talk about the sounds of seagulls, and the metal clanging of masts down at the harbour, and how the sounds that fade into the background are the ones you miss most when you leave. She's writing a book and promises to send me a copy when she's done.

The regular who goes out of her way to buy us all the strangest biscuits she can find at the tourist shops. We try them together, pulling faces at the ones that just don't work.

The thirty something woman who immediately sees a kinship in me and whispers to me that she has been here before, but under a name she no longer uses, and we celebrate the freedom she feels.

The support group that comes in for coffee each week and sit together filling the foyer with laughter.

Every single person living their own wonderful complicated rich lives, and I get to be a part of that. How is that not beautiful?

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marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

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that single great ball in the trash can on the s.s. anne in gen 1 ruined me. it’s been 18 years and yet i don’t think i’ll ever be able to break the compulsion of going out of my way to check every single trash can in every pokemon game forever, even though it never produces the desired result.

i think maybe one or more of the later games might have had a hidden trash can item?? maybe?? but i don’t remember.

and it doesn’t matter. no matter how bleak and deafening the near-complete lack of reward or positive reinforcement, i am doomed to the same pixelated trashpicking hell i have been in since 1998. there is no escape. i am resigned to my fate and i can’t wait to resume the same unsuccessful pattern with gen 7 in november. take my money and whatever is left of my soul, gamefreak

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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!

Bookmark database overran!

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In the UK if you protest genocide or wave a Palestinian flag you get arrested on terrorism charges

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god what have you done?

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I got on tumblr bc I was into MCR and it "seemed like something an mcr fan would do"

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i've been saying this meme aloud to my friends and family for years now and i realized i never put it into text format so i'm subjecting you all to it.

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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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Sometimes blocking isn’t enough I need them to die