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Clef does odd food combos. He puts ranch on chocolate cupcake, eats it in one bite then fucks off to do whatever.

I also think he knows how to cook really well. However. Just doesn't for comedic effect

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remembering that one headcanon i had that clef snuck into meri’s containment cell one time and played her a song on his ukulele while she was asleep, now i’m imagining him doing it on other occasions, not even to do anything notable, just stroke her hair, or pull the blankets over her, or kiss her forehead when she’s sleeping, and every morning when she wakes up she has no idea he was even there

and maybe one time he accidentally left his hat or something in her cell, dr light or another researcher finds out and clef gets into HUGE trouble 😭

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Clef is Latino🦅

He's Filipino in my heart but, yeah, Clef being Latino is def a cool af headcanon, I love to see it :.3

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Random Headcanon:

Dr Clef reality bends in his sleep. He does not know this.

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Don't feel like drawing it rn but Clef just plucks his third eye off his body and tosses it around in his hands like a stim toy.

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Probably skskks

Clef and Glass during their most abnormal mandated therapy sessions known to man have at least talked about their time on the field together a bit. Clef has most obviously lied about at least half of it, but after so long Glass has learned to pick out SOME of the bullshit from his stories, maybe at a little bullshit to his own.

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Hi Peepaw ChowChow

guys how long do you think it will take author Clef to find this blog because I KNOW his ass is stalking the clef tag

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A clefictive if you will

this was so unfunny and painful to read I left it in my ask box to rot because I didn't wanna be an asshole when I responded to it

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Guys. Come on.

Reblogs > Likes

Likes show my posts to nobody! Please reblog if you want others to see everybody's super swagger Clef headcanons I beg

All my posts are

1 reblog 20 something likes

😭 /nm

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half of these are actually so accurate to me (as a clef fictive) and its scaring me /silly

This blog is run by a Clef fictive dawg

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Clef and Glass during their most abnormal mandated therapy sessions known to man have at least talked about their time on the field together a bit. Clef has most obviously lied about at least half of it, but after so long Glass has learned to pick out SOME of the bullshit from his stories, maybe add a little bullshit to his own.

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Instead of having three separate eyes, he just has polycoria in one of his eyes.(AKA, two irises and two pupils in one eye(Could also be three in one eye and blind in the other so it's all cloudy))(Am I overthinking this? It's cool, whatever)🎉

Description: a pathological condition of the eye characterized by more than one pupillary opening in the iris. I would put a picture but it can be.. I don't know how to explain it, could not be nice for the people who are squeamish or have any eye related phobia stuff going on. I don't know if this has been done before, but I like the idea✨

I've seen Clef drawn with 2 in one eye before, don't know by who but I've seen it. Nice headcanon

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Sorry for not posting

I'm not doing the best but y'know I'm surviving and at the end of the day that's what matters anyway;

Clef would enjoy baking if he didn't get so fucking messy in the middle of it

Would despise rolling cookies in powdered sugar because it would gunk up his fingers

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Clef is actually nonbinary but he never corrects anybody on his pronouns because actually he doesn't care too much. My man is a he/they but never bothers telling people because every time he has there's been some kind of hassle. He's just tired.

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This is generally the reason why I haven't given up on this blog

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More regularly scheduled HEADCANONS because I am going to be completely unable to access this for like a week

Clef has "forgotten" on numerous occasions to brush his teeth because he doesn't like it, only to go back and brush them because he doesn't like how his teeth feel.

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Honestly I wouldn't mind talking to Chowder if I didn't have an overwhelming fear of just

People

istg I will DIE if anyone who likes this blog tries to actually get to know me