#scp headcanons

[aronaax]

gonna yap about meri for a second. i love her sm and i wish there was more tales about her as a character. i feel like she would feel very out of place and confused about her life, and at the end of day all she wants is answers. all she got was a letter from her father whom she never met and probably won’t because the foundation won’t let her. she knows her mother is dead and she never really got an explanation for that either. i’d imagine she constantly feels lost because of this - she’s been put in a situation she has no control over and can only dream about having a normal life.

i headcanon she would paint or write about what it would be like if she had a normal life. maybe she’d like to live in a cottage in the woods far away from the foundation with iris

maybe her father would be there too?

but she doesn’t know how she feels about him. on one hand, he killed her mother and left her. on the other, he still cared enough to send her a letter and tell her happy birthday. sometimes she imagines him as the devil incarnate, the man who ruined everything. other times she imagines him as just a man who wants to protect her. he did leave her in the safety of the covenant, after all. he could have killed her just like her mother or left her in worse hands. but he didn’t

but that’s all just speculation for her. i’d like to think she spends a lot of time daydreaming about this, or praying for someone to answer her questions

[pordmug]

I can imagine that SCP-049 has perfect posture ONLY in front of other people, like researchers and other doctors to make himself seem more professional. But the second he's alone at his desk he'd have the posture of a gremlin and probably wouldn't sit in his chair properly either.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

What would SCP-049 think if I gave him a doll of himself? Particularly made by the reader. Apologies if this isn’t enough detail!

No need to apologize! Thank you for the ask, I had fun re reading the scp wiki before writing this :)

Scp-049 (Plague doctor) X Reader who made a doll version of him

★ For a few seconds he stares at it, not quite Shure what to think. Then he picks it up and says "thank you, dear y/n" before putting it somewhere safe. Probably in his pocket if it's small enough.

★ He is genuinely impressed with the detail you put into your work. It's a personal headcannon of mind that he pays attention to detail. The thought of you turning him into a doll never crossed his mind.

★ Really, he just likes being given little gifts like this. It's the small things, ya know? Keepsakes like this are very valuable to him because they tend to bring back memories of people he knew who are gone.

★ He might refer to the doll as his little assistant.

[proth-blog]

035 writes fanfiction/poems of their favourite greek mythos

[scaredshadowsswap]

Hey y’all, I’m cancer-free now, so I’m gonna try to get back into writing random headcanons again. Today, it’s SCP Personnel and the hobbies I think they’d have.

Clef

Clef seems like he’d be an annoyingly fast learner, which means his hobbies switch fast. One week he might be cooking, but as soon as he gets good at it, he’s gonna learn blindfolded axe throwing or something else until he gets good at that. He has a very wide skill set, especially in combat, but he can’t really stick with anything for very long. The only hobby he consistently has is movies. He watches movies and references them all the time, and hopefully you’ve seen the movie because the references convey important information. He’s also really well-read, and will make references to well known classics as well, but he usually saves those references for people he thinks are stupid and won’t understand them.

Kondraki

Kondraki is determined. Once he gets good at something, he wants to stick with it more and get better. Besides photography, he composes music. He played cello in high school, but doesn’t really play anything anymore and instead just writes music that he thinks would sound good. He also, on occasion, goes birdwatching. If anyone gives him shit about it, he will bash their skull in, but he finds birdwatching to be a nice thing to do, especially on a cold morning as the sun is just coming up and almost everyone is still asleep. He’ll take a cup of coffee with him and just watch the sky for a little bit before he has to go to work.

Shaw

What hobbies can an immortal have? All of them! Shaw speaks almost 50 languages, plays 11 instruments, and studied astronomy for a good 20 years. However, most of their hobbies are from earlier, when being immortal still seemed cool. Nowadays, Shaw is just majorly depressed and doesn’t have the mental energy to keep doing new stuff. Thinking all the time like that gets exhausting. One thing they still like doing, though, is hosting parties. They invite whoever they damn well please on the given day, and it never gets old. Shaw knows that these people are good friends, and someday they’ll be dead, so Shaw wants as many memories with them as he can get.

Glass

Glass sometimes feels like the Foundation Staff’s punching bag, and it sucks. His way of managing his feelings is through golf. He golfs, and he is really damn good at it too. Probably could’ve won some local competitions, if he was allowed to participate. He finds it relaxing to be outside in the fresh air, and therapeutic to swing a golf club. Unfortunately, it’s hard to get permission to leave the Site and go golfing during his weekends and off-days, so he jogs when he can. He’s said he’d like to pick up tennis, but you need an opponent, and it’d be weird to play your therapist in a game of tennis.

Iceberg

Iceberg’s hobby is explosives, but I think he likes baking. The warm oven offsets how cold he feels, so he used to just have the oven running whenever he was home. He likes sweets and desserts, so he decided that he might as well learn how to make cookies, and it took off from there. He’s good at it, but he’s also insecure about being perceived as “doing girly stuff”, so he doesn’t usually share the things he makes with people. He’ll usually drop off a birthday cake for people on their birthdays, but he’ll say he bought it at a local bakery or something.

Gears

Gears was always fascinated by calligraphy, but it took him a really long time to get good at it. He doesn’t have time to practice hobbies like that when he’s busy running the largest Site the Foundation has. He also likes cooking, and unlike his assistant, he’s very open to sharing food. He doesn’t really express contentment through words or expressions, but he will occasionally give food he made to the people he trusts. He’d be really good at baking if he tried due to his excellent precision, but he doesn’t like things that are too sweet, so he sticks to cooking.

Strelnikov

Strelnikov likes climbing trees and seeing if anyone notices him. To him, it’s a measure of stealth, and he likes to play a game and see how much he can learn about a person from at the top of a tree. People find this very creepy. He also can play the acoustic guitar, but he doesn’t know anything about music theory, he just kinda knows how the song is supposed to sound.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: WIP

SCP Scenarios Masterlist/pt 2 | My Works Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Rules | My Original Post | Request | Socials

SCP 682 x Fem!Scientist!Reader | Oneshot (REQUESTED)

Dr Gerald/SCP 666-J | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

When the reader quits her job | FT. 073, 069, Dr Bright, Dr Glass, Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki, Dr Gerald (REQUESTED)

SCP 079 x Thicc!Reader (REQUESTED)

When they see you get hurt | SCP x Child!Reader (REQUESTED)

Dr Clef x O5!Reader (REQUESTED)

MTF x Reader | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

How they react to a Male!God/Witch!Reader being revived (REQUESTED)

When they get into a fight (REQUESTED)

SCP 001 (Gate Guardian) x Reader | Smut/Lemon (REQUESTED)

When the reader has body image issues (REQUESTED)

When the reader is a Neko (REQUESTED)

When they look after a child | Ft. SCP 1867 and SCP 662 (REQUESTED)

SCP 076 (Abel) - NSFW Alphabet (REQUESTED)

SCP 049-J x Fem!Plague Doctor!Reader (REQUESTED)

Roadtrip Headcanons (REQUESTED)

SCP 023 - Black Shuck (New Character | REQUESTED)

When they meet an Immortal!Winged!Child!Reader | Part 2 (REQUESTED)

When the reader goes missing (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like Alistor (Hazbin Hotel) (REQUESTED)

Reader is hypersexual (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like enderman and/or creeper (REQUESTED)

Reader falls into a coma (REQUESTED)

Reader is Omisexual and Omnigender (REQUESTED)

Highschool AU - SCP as Teachers

[05-redacted]

•~°SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES °~•

*Able and Cain arguing in the background*

049:(Annoyed) What are they arguing about this time?

Y/n: (Sipping tea in her chair): They're arguing about who put canned sliced pineapple on the pizza.

049:Just because of- Nevermind I've witnessed pettier arguments

Y/n: Yeah, well this isn't just a petty argument.It's about food. It's gonna be both petty and violent and some innocent bystander is gonna get involved.

049:(confused) What do you mean-

Able: YOU DID IT!!!

Cain: I didn't do it!!!

Able: YOU PUT THE PINEAPPLE ON THE PIZZA

Cain: NO I DIDN’T YOU DUMB BITCH

Able:...

Cain: ...

Able: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING DUMB BITCH?!

Able: *Picks up chair with y/n sitting on it*

Y/n:(Unimpressed) And that innocent bystander is me...

~682 and 035 in the background~

682: You did it

035: Naturally...

682:Why-

035: This whole vibe in the house was getting boring so... I decided a change would be better

[whaleofatjme1920]

Hey are you still doing Scp x reader stuff, if so can I get an alloween version of Scp 682 , like their his mate and they have pups,so he’s like overprotective with them(you don’t have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable) Bye Tale care of yourself ~ :)

This is the alloween version. Sorry I couldn’t send earlier I was asleep .

Being Humanized SCP 682's Mate

[GN!Reader, implied afab]

[Warnings: I mention pregnancy a few times, but other than that it's pretty gender neutral!]

[AN: I ended up,,, writing it as my own human version of 682. I had reasons, trust me.]

[Reblogs are appreciated!]

My humanized version of SCP 682 holds the face claim of Bayek from AC Origins. I REALLY resonate with the possibility that SCP 682 was once hailed as Ammit. He's pretty tall (around 6'3) with skin the color of warm chestnut! I honestly,,, did not see SCP 682 as a skinny White man,,,, and this is no disrespect to the artist at all - their depiction is valid but clashes directly with mine. He's got locs that fall around shoulder length. He's got scales all over his body!! Greens, golden browns, y'know he was a lizard to begin with. He is COVERED in eyes. They're kinda like gemstones on his body. He's muscular! I feel like,,,, he's also got scars from everything the Foundation has tried to do to him as well.

SO, you're 682's mate? How fascinating. Don't know how you managed that but he's really protective of you and the children the two of you have.

He's a very attentive partner but weirdly emotionally,,,, not present?

In some ways, he views you more as an "object" than an actual partner but you do know he loves you... in his own way.

He's not the worst partner? He's just,,, he's kind of a lizard most of the time so. Y'know.

If you guys are having kids through the biological route, he gets REALLY protective of you. He also starts to speak a bit more! Usually, he speaks in grunts and nods or shakes his head.

But you physically holding and carrying his children? His pups?? That'll be a big thing for him.

If you're having kids through the adoption route, he's pretty on the ball with that too. It doesn't matter that they're not biologically his, he has claimed them as his pups as much as he has claimed you as his mate. He will protect the family the two of you have made, blood or not.

Though I admit he's a bit more protective towards adopted children than biological children, as he can't guarantee the adopted children (who are anomalies) can protect themselves so young like bio children would be able to.

Hell the two of you (if you are afab and willing) would most likely have a mix of bio and adopted children because lord knows he wants a big brood with you.

There isn't anything he wouldn't do for you.

The kind of love he has for you is a bit odd? It's not transactional but it's not sweet and lovey dovey either. This also applies to the children the two of you have.

He teaches the children the two of you have with deep respect to who they are and fosters a physical growth and strength in them. He wants them to be able to survive and thrive when the two of you are not present.

He listens to the way you speak to them and finds joy in that.

He will always call you the "mother/father" of his children alongside him.

Doesn't like when Foundation staff tries to talk to you. He has to be present.

Does not trust anyone else but the two of you with your children.

The softest you'll ever see him is playfighting with your children!

He purrs,,,, a lot.

Especially when the lot of you pile together to sleep. He's gotta purr!

[i-have-dots-in-my-brain]

A little 166 I cooked up during science class

(I should stop writing on the SCP wiki dot I am awful at pacing my work and it’s always pretty bad lol, probably gonna just stop writing on there and focus on art)

I will probably start making more “professional” fanart because of two reasons :

I can do what I want

I like the stuff

I like the likes and nice comments the stuff gives me

[scary-lasagna]

Hii! Can I please request some headcannons for the scp mobile task forces? ( Red Right Hand, Last to Fall, etc?). Like, if they were individual people, what would they be like?

Sorry if that doesn’t make sense 😅 let me know if any elaboration is needed!

I've been mulling this one over for a while. I suppose these can double as the head of operations of that Unit as well! In fact, I think that would make more sense, considering an entire force is usually needed for their operations :]

But please give me more of these I loved doing this!! I'd love to get into other organizations as well too!

MTF, humanized.

Red Right Hand - While strictly prohibited to O5 protective services, Red is extremely self-aware of herself and the environment. She is incredibly mindless and loyal, and will execute any orders given to her by the O5.

Maz-Hatters - Sporting a bright yellow hazmat suit, no one particularly knows what they look like, who they are, or even what they're called by. In this field, they are directly responsible for biological, chemical, and radiological hazards. Their words are muffled, and their actions can be a bit...erratic at times. But it's usually in the best interest of the situation.

Green Stags - Stag is deployed into nature-based environments to track down anomalies. He is dark-skinned, sports a thick country accent, and is quite old in age, with many scars littering across his body, as well as a missing arm. But no one ever questions his methods, no matter how outlandish they seem. He knows all the tricks in the books to track what he needs.

Nine Tailed Fox - A classic thirst trap look of a guy. With full swat gear, Fox has most scientists swooning on the brink of death. He's a savior, a fighter, and a strategist. He must be ready for anything to come his way during a breach. Although, he likes his team, he dissociates himself from others, knowing their death date could only be a day away. He's cold, heartless, and knows how to do his job.

See No Evil - A confident woman dressed in scientist garb, she wears scrambling goggles, and keeps an evil eye charm hanging from her neck. Her job is to address, investigate, and possibly contain cognito hazards and memetic agents. She's incredibly smart and always avoids eye contact.

[raindrops666]

Scp-049-j with a motherly researcher reader headcanons

- Scp-049-j would ask you to do goofy things for him from watching him operate on a poor soul to reading him a bedtime story.

- Once 049-j had a nightmare and insisted that the researcher calls you to come and comfort him at 4am.

- VERY picky with food, hates vegetables and the meal always has to have dessert or he will not eat.

- You try to spend as much time as possible with him but he still needs more.

-He is the very clingy type of person

- will keep calling your name over and over non stop until you acknowledge him.

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If you made it this far thank you for reading this<3

[psychonikvincent]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my Lightbulb/Brightglass headcanons!

• Jack is quite hot-tempered, and when he gets angry, Glass tries to calm him down, but this doesn't always work.

• They both smoke, so they often go for a smoke break together during their breaks.

• Bright may tease Glass often, but simply because he wants to fool around with him, not out of a goal to hurt the young man in any way.

• Bright often treats Simon and can bring him coffee if he's busy with work.

• Simon often treats Jack's wounds, and when he does, he may kiss Jack's blade-riddled hand as if to try to compensate for his physical and mental pain.

• Bright is not particularly good at supporting people in difficult times, unlike Glass. If something bad happens, the most he can do is to listen and say a couple of banal phrases, and then try to change the subject.

• Bright is quite tactile, so he often hugs Glass, but the psychologist himself is not very tactile, but has nothing against hugs from Jack, and close people in general.

• During a conversation with someone, if Jack is near Glass, he may lightly embrace him with one arm around his waist, he may stroke his hair, or he may say some light compliment to the young psychologist.

• Jack has a good memory for any dates, so he can easily remind Glass that it's their anniversary, or some other important date for them.

• They both know how to cook, but Jack is better at it, and Glass can cook something simple and it's still pretty good.

• Jack can speak several languages, namely English (native), German, Spanish, and a little Arabic. Simon knows only two languages: English (native) and French.

• Simon is a good shooter, but Jack is very bad at shooting a gun, he can only hit the target on the fifth try.

• They are both introverts, but looking at Bright it may seem at first that he is an extrovert, or ambivert, but it is not so. And Glass basically looks and acts like an introvert.

[r3d-m3dic]

It's 11:30 pm. I shouldn't be awake. but I had headcanons be beamed into my brain that I need to write down lmao

SCP headcanons, gaming edition

Gears: COD. He plays COD. No don't ask why. I do not know. It's just funny to me. He never uses glitches because 'you're not supposed to do that.'

Iceberg: He mostly plays COD with Gears. Except he's absolute ass at it, yet knows every single glitch in every single COD game.

Glass: Animal Crossing. Need I explain?

Bright: Minecraft, but that was in my last headcanon post. He also likes TF2.

Kondraki: The Looker. Specifically because of the dick joke at the end. That's all. That's the reason.

Clef: He finds Wobbledogs amusing and tries to make the most hideous creations possible. He made a 3 eyed dog before and cried when it died.

No I didn't. -Clef

Uh huh sureeee ;) -Bright

Stfu -Clef

:( -Bright

how did you guys get access to this -me

:) -Bright

ah that's cringe

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

SCP 076 (Abel) x Reader who just won’t die- like they get killed during a keter breach but are back the next hour and it’s confusing why they won’t die but now he just has to deal with them and get along

And maybe the foundation finds out about the readers inability to die and try to lock them up but that angers Abel or something because they actually got along and are now protective of their friend

Reminds me of the animated SCP series confinement by Lord bung, highly recommend it if you haven't seen it!

SCP 076 x immortal Reader

★ There wasn't anything off about you, Able, and really everyone thought you were just a normal, average, run-of-the-mill human. And you thought so too. Untill there was a security breach and SCP (redacted) got out.

★ Able didn't know that you even died untill a replacement was hired. And he was not happy that nobody told him, untill he was told you were now in containment. Then he was just confused.

★ While the foundation is figuring out what to do with you Able isn't allowed to visit or see you. This really pissed him off and it only took a few hours of violence towards the staff before he was allowed to see you.

★ Maybe it was because of your previous employment with the foundation, or maybe it was because you were associated with Able. Whatever the case may be; you would now have semi free range of the site.

[scp-head-canons]

Scp-049!x reader headcanons?

• You'd always had an interest in the anomalous diseases

• You worked in the parabiological department

• You were assigned to 049 to see if he'd react better to a fellow medic

• Delighted in the opportunity to learn, you'd accepted their offer

• (as if you had a choice)

• You entered his room and found him waiting for you

• He was very eager to teach you, though you knew 0% more than the foundation already knew

• But he was eager to teach you allllll about the Pestilence

• More ecstatic, really

• Can and will hold your hand(s) if you're wearing gloves

• Will not hesitate to look over your shoulder to see what youre up to

• Pretends he isn't attention seeking (he is)

• Can and will deflect questions at all times

• But doesn't for you

• Always answers your questions

• Sometimes you swear he reads your mind

• Is 100% romantic

• He WILL steal jewellery from other researchers when he breaches and gives it to you since he can't buy you new ones

• His idea of a perfect date is a moonlit walk on the beach while you talk about the past, the present, and the future

• He's so cryptic about his past

• But will tell you if you ask

• In riddles of course

• Panromantic, doesn't care about gender

• Calls you "darling" or "flower"