cleggydork

[cleggydork]

I need a freaking course on all this LGBTQ+ stuff because every time I ask someone they just say “it’s complicated and you wouldn’t understand” like bitch I have trouble staying awake in math class and uphold a high B. Consant 89. Only reason I don’t look it up is because I have this irrational fear the search engines are going to judge me and harass me for not knowing what all of this stuff is. I understand those five letters above and that’s as far as my knowledge goes. I don’t want to be ignorant or rude any more someone help

[cleggydork]

why does English have “am (verb)ing” like what other language does this? I walk and I am walking are both I walk in every other language I know about verbs in.

[cleggydork]

so I had this weird dream last night about ????????? and then all at once I wondered if I was dreaming, realizing I was. Upon this newfound knowledge, my natural instinct was to fly because why not. Well, I jumped and tried my best to imagine my flying because that’s how my rare “lucid” dreams work. I jumped, floated for a second, and fucking failed at flying in my own lucid dream. And people say I’m not a failure. I can’t fly in my dreams I actually control.

[cleggydork]

The problem with late-game scenarios is you get put in situations where you have to fight a really tough opponent that takes skill and brains to defeat, then turn around and fight someone a third of your height, trying to hit you with a tiny-ass wooden sword and missing while being two inches from your groin. what the fuck

[cleggydork]

I was messing with my 3DS for the first time in ages and I found files from my DSi in it because i transferred them for some reason, and in the sound thing where you can edit them, I have my cringy pre-teen self butchering the first Living Tombstone FNaF song and I’ve never wanted to punch my past self square in the face so much before. What the hell was wrong with me?

[cleggydork]

has anyone come up with a verb for laying in bed perfectly awake internalising that one cringy thing you did a few years ago? Preferably one in English but I’ll also take Spanish and German. Infinitive only

[cleggydork]

Why can I not find any good sources on just regular British life? I want to understand thier culture but its either comparing it to my culture to teach them about us Americans or a joke video. I get it, my people like guns and cheeseburgers and the British drink tea, WHAT IS THIER GODDAMN CULTURE

I mainly want to know why the British think Americans are more polite. we curse every five fucking words and wont bother trying to learn another language, you learn ours. I don’t understand the Brits and their slander

[cleggydork]

me during the day: I just want to fucking sleep

me as soon as 20:00 strikes: LAUNDRY, DISHES, NO, GAMES, ITS SPOOKTOBER WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR COSTUME, how’s Bryce doing? MOSKAU MOSKAU WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND

[cleggydork]

freaking needles

I’m not antivax or anything but damn do we really need a fucking needle stabbed into you that hurts like hell then makes you sore for the next 48 hours to the point you can’t move them more than a quarter of a centimeter without the equivalent of back pains? Even with a stress ball, some buzzy thing to confuse my nerves, and alcohol on my arm in preparation for a tiny-ass needle, it still hurt and was sore like I freaking stubbed my toe on a steel beam. Not to mention I needed four that day.

[cleggydork]

youtube: what kind of music do you think this is?

AI: no one cares