kpop in the early 2010’s: this is our boy band called B.A.N.D which means “Boys Are New Dawn” they have 7 members and sing pop songs
kpop now: this is our new boy group called ÆP5TIĒN/D¡DN’T/K1ŁŁ/HIMߣŁF they have 118 members from 13 different countries divided into 15.3 subunits and their leader [NOISE INCONCIEVABLE TO HUMAN EARS] is a cyborg. Their concept is that each member represents an element of the periodic table and their most recent comeback “MALE THOT ANTHEM” is a hyper-experimental hypnotic-noise trap neosoul postpunk new wave fusion r&b ballad and is 80% in English. the twitter fandom for the band is insufferable to deal with and you can pay money to send them hate through an app
regency au where lim “daniel” changkyun visits the english countryside to scam the landed gentry into buying his cheaply made ceramic cups that he insists are genuine porcelain. famous rider chae hyungwon is not easily scammed, but he directs him to timothée chalamet, a canadian who is attempting to marry into the landed gentry by convincing y/n’s family that he’s french, and who is easily scammed. changkyun convinces timothée that the only way to prove he is french is to buy a dozen crates of genuine korean porcelain all the way from the sensual and exotic orient because france so sexually depraved that it’s basically the orient anyway. desperate to get that bag, timothée buys all the porcelain—but his immune system is weak, and the exotic goods give him tuberculosis. he dies within 24 hours. changkyun marries y/n and donates the rest of his genuine korean porcelain to charity