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the shining: manchild edition

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baby girl with giant hands

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we’re being bold and delusional for 2023 on the dnp upload spreadsheet

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the original look of love🤷‍♀️

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made a new thumbnail just to add evil phil

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I hate gay people /j

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@slaysicle you fucking slag

Repost if your friends are gay nerds like mine are

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Finally I have an ACTUAL GUEST - I trick Dodie into helping compose the official theme tune for Dystopia Daily.

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finally after 13 years i can be honest about how i feel and where we’re going

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phil tweet

17/11/22

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phil is so funny he won't swear on his channel and gets nervous about his mom finding out that he once tried cigarettes but has no problem uploading a video about which monsters he'd fuck

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proof i had to send my friend to convince him that dan and anthony were friends💀he was a smosh kid and i was a dnp so it just makes sense we merged🤷‍♀️

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finding old dan tweets on pinterest… scary times

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some fetus phil pictures ♥️

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if i had a nickel for every time an adjacent-emo icon of the mid to late 2000s with an extremely troubled past concerning their amorphous queer identity and who announced something both expected and earth-shattering in 2019 wore a slutty post-coming-out dress in nashville, tennessee in the year 2022.

i’d have two nickels.

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an iconic photo of dan eating an orange at a live 1d concert. i think it’s impossible for dan to be explained better in any context.

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we been knew for @natigail​