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me after one shower

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gentle reminder

you are enough - please try to remember that you don’t have to live up to other people’s standards; you can be however you’d like to be and that’s enough: stay alive for you, love yourself for you, in everything that you do, do it for you

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gentle reminder

you deserve chances to be able to make changes or to start again – please try your best to give yourself them

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how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

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Peter, coming home 11.5 minutes past curfew: May? I’m home!

Tony stark, a dramatic dad™, sitting in the dark: Hi home I’m diSaPPOINTED

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Justin : How do you plead?

Clay : *looks at tony*

Tony: *mouths 'not guilty'*

clay: Hot milky.

Tony: Just lock him up.

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Teacher : this assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory Justin: excuse me my what now

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Zach : Wouldn’t it be fucked up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them?

Justin : Zach , repeat after me.

Justin :

Zach: You aren’t saying anything.

Justin : Exactly.

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Justin : Since we’re going on a this big trip , Tony wants us to go over some safety procedures.

Justin: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?

Alex : [solemnly] Avenge you.

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“Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”

– clay Jensen

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Clay: Jail's no fun, kid. I'll tell you that.

Tony: You've been in jail??

Clay: Once. In Monopoly.

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“what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck”

- Alex standall

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Clay: I did a bad thing.

Tony: Does it affect me?

Clay: No.

Tony: Then suffer in silence.

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Tony: How are you feeling?

Clay: I’ve got this headache that comes and goes.

Justin, entering the room: Hey!

Clay: There it is.

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*Something bad happens*

Alex: Don’t worry guys I’ve got this

Alex: *whips out his cane*

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Justin: I lost my brother, Clay. May I make an announcement?

Justin, over the loudspeaker: Goodbye you little shit.

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tony: hey clay i'm going to taco bell do you want anything

clay: i want to go back and make things right with hannah and prevent jeff from getting in his car and leaving.

tony: yeah i have $5