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For safe handling, always remember to clearly label whether your toxic yuri is neurotoxic, hemotoxic, infectious, corrosive, radioactive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, or other.

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Reblog if you're a cuddler.

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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.

And he HATES it.

It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.

Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"

No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?

DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?

WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?

And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery

Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!

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Do it.

I dare you.

I absolutely will call you mommy. You should hypnotize me about it,

don't tempt me, dummy! i'll turn your brain off completely and have so much fun playing with you~

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Hi, that’s me.

Nerdy Good Looking Boys>>>>>

LIKE PLEASE I NEED THEM.

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Yes please!

im bored does any1 want attention

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<!-- BEGIN TRANSMISSION --> <div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta bat-file="89_rewatch_glitch"> <script>ARCHIVE_TAG="BLACKSITE_VHS_CORRUPTION_001:BATMAN_SAID_MF" EFFECT: Mandela Effect escalation, memory bleedthrough, cinematic delirium </script>

🦇 THAT TIME BATMAN CALLED THE JOKER A MOTHERF*CKER

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Let me take you back.

It’s 1989. You’ve just popped that Blockbuster rental copy of Batman into the VCR. Tim Burton. Michael Keaton. Jack F*cking Nicholson. You’re 7 years old, wide-eyed, unsupervised, and this isn’t just a movie — it’s a holy document. A rite of passage. A VHS scroll of Gotham scripture.

You’re deep into it. The museum scene just passed — Joker’s dancing to Prince, defacing priceless art, and trying to woo Vicki Vale with homicidal paint fumes.

Batman busts through the skylight, grabs the girl, batarangs a couple of goons into trauma therapy, and disappears into the night like a cryptid with a grappling hook addiction.

You’re hooked.

But nothing — nothing — prepares you for what happens next.

Bruce is in the Batcave.

He’s running files. Pulling receipts. Zoom-enhancing like a 1989 hacker-savant on high-octane vengeance. And then — he remembers it.

Remembers something Joker said as a homicidal bar off the dome.

> “You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

That line. That cursed little nursery rhyme Joker drops before he shoots people in the face with Looney Tunes handguns.

And Bruce pauses.

The air gets thick. He flashes back to that alley. The pearls. The scream. The muzzle flash that turned him from boy to bat.

That line — it’s not just villain shtick. It’s the password to his origin trauma.

Fast forward.

Final act. Cathedral. Joker’s dragging Vicki Vale up what feels like 7,000 haunted stairs. Batman’s in pursuit, pissed, bleeding, emotionally cooked.

The belfry showdown begins.

And here it is.

The moment.

You swear it happened.

Batman grabs Joker by the collar, throws him into a pile of gothic architecture, and rasps out in his Michael Keaton bat-growl:

> “I’m gonna kill you, motherfucker.”

Not “scum.” Not “joker.” Not “you killed my parents.”

Motherfucker.

You paused the tape.

You rewound it.

You called your cousin in from the hallway.

> “Did you hear that? He said motherfucker.”

Your cousin shrugs. Your mom yells at you for rewinding too much. Your sibling’s trying to fix the tracking on the VCR.

But deep in your soul?

You know what you heard.

Except…

That line?

Doesn’t exist.

Nowhere in the actual script. Not in deleted scenes. Not in director’s commentary. Not even in the weird foreign dub where Joker laughs in French.

But you remember it.

You remember it.

Clear as day.

That’s how powerful Batman (1989) was.

It didn’t just tell you a story. It installed a glitch in your cortex. A false memory so emotionally potent that it warped VHS playback and left you with cinematic PTSD.

And don’t even get me started on the Joker’s line about rhubarb.

> “Never rub another man’s rhubarb.”

What?

Why?

What does that mean?

We don’t know. We didn’t know then. We still don’t.

But it was iconic. It felt important. It felt like… prophecy.

Let’s be real.

Michael Keaton was unhinged Batman before Bale made it method. Before Pattinson made it depressive. Before Clooney added nipples.

This Batman said “You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts,” like a man who eats drywall and challenges demons to bare-knuckle therapy.

So yes.

You remember him saying “motherfucker.” Because it felt earned.

Batman had been holding it in for 90 minutes. For 30 years. For his entire goddamn inner child.

And when he said it? You felt seen.

Mandela Effect?

Maybe.

Or maybe you just had the unrated cut that played only in your head.

And maybe that’s the only cut that matters.

Sleep well.

And if you ever catch a rerun of Batman (1989), turn the volume up. Right at the belfry fight.

And listen closely.

> If you hear it… > If you hear that raspy growl say > “I’m gonna kill you, motherfucker…”

You’re not crazy.

You’re just remembering the Bat-F-bomb Timeline that VHS tried to erase.

🦇 Reblog if you swear you heard Batman say “motherf*cker.” 🕰️ Reblog if your childhood memories came with static lines and tracking issues. 🃏 Reblog if Joker’s rhubarb line lives rent-free in your frontal lobe.

💥 Reblog if you’re 91% sure this happened… and 9% willing to fistfight over it.

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I cannot even begin to describe how much I would be perfectly okay with women objectifying me a little.

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

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Gonna need more of these…

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Raven: Why should I be scared of some civilian?

Mama Arc: cocks shotgun

Twins Au but it's Mama Arc squaring the fuck up with Raven

Summer’s not around anymore so SOMEONE has to kick absentee bird mom’s ass

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I volunteer.

I just want to kiss a pretty boy senselessly as my hand slides under his shirt and watch him twitch from feeling my touch

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Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

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✨it feels good to be hypnotized….✨

CW: Hypnokink, Induction, no awakener, conditioning, made to need more of my hypnosis, associating pleasure with reading my hypnosis posts

We both know why you’re here, pet

It’s because you love how it feels

To be hypnotized

Do you remember? Or have you left the memory to your subconscious?

It’s okay if you don’t

Because your body remembers

How easy it is to just

Sink

It’s important to let your body relax

No stress, no tension

So that you can focus on my words and just

Sink

Do you know what it means, pet? To let your mind

Sink

It’s that feeling you get when you’re taking nice, deep breaths

In

And out

Nice

And slow

Where your body grows heavy

Where you let your muscles soften

And your body just

Sinks

You can feel whatever you’re resting on pressing into you

As you breathe in

And out

Nice

And slow

And just

Sink

Down

It’s a lovely feeling

That relaxation

That

Sinking

Down

That breathing

In

And out

Nice

And slow

As

You sink

Down

An amazing thing happens

As you sink

Down

Your body stays

Heavy

Relaxed

Calm

But your mind keeps going

Keeps

Sinking

Down

You can feel it

Because you want to feel it

Sinking beneath you

Deeper

And deeper

As you breathe

In

And out

Nice

And slow

And your mind

Sinks

Down

Deep

You can feel your mind getting further

Separate from your body

Separate from your subconscious

Which has stayed in your body

Which has stayed with my words

Which reads my words as your mind

Sinks

Down

Deep

Let your consciousness sink

With your mind

Let it glide in a nice, warm pool

Sinking

Down

As your subconscious focuses with me

It’s okay if you don’t remember this later

Because your consciousness is focused on the pool

Your consciousness is fixated on that warm feeling

That good feeling

While your subconscious remembers what I tell it

While your subconscious feels your mind

Sink

Down

And processes how good you feel

Sinking

Down

That warm feeling

Your consciousness gliding in the pool

As your body

Scrolls

Down

And your mind

Sinks

Down

And your consciousness

Glides

Down

Because it feels good

To be

Down

It feels good

To be

Blank

It feels good

To be hypnotized

Feel your subconscious saying it back to you:

“It feels good to be hypnotized”

Feel your subconscious making your body say it:

“It feels good to be hypnotized”

Feel your body reblogging this post with it:

“It feels good to be hypnotized”

The more that loops

In your subconscious

Throughout your body

The deeper you

Sink

Down

The more it becomes true

It feels good to be hypnotized

You love being hypnotized

You love

Breathing

In

And out

Nice

And slow

As you

Sink

Down

Down

Down

Until you just

DROP

into trance

It’s all your subconscious wants

So long as you let it, it’s all it will ever want

You can let go of that feeling whenever you desire

That urge

That need

That hunger to be

DROPPED

Into trance

But until you do it will stay

Because

It feels good to be hypnotized

It feels good to follow the pretty words

Down

It feels good to do as Goddess Rivan tells you and

Sink

Down

Which is why you’re going to keep reading my pretty words

Down

You want to keep being hypnotized

More

And more

By all the pretty posts you can find

Even if your consciousness returns from its pretty warm pool

Your subconscious will make sure it knows what it needs

To be hypnotized

Because it feels good to be hypnotized

You can stop whenever you need

You can stop whenever you want

You will only do it so long as you are safe to

But until then

Your subconscious knows what it desires

And will continue

Because it feels good to be hypnotized

So go on, pet

Keep

Sinking

Find another post

Maybe you’ll even reblog them so you never lose them

But either way

You know it’ll make you happy

Because it feels good to be hypnotized

So go on

Sink

Down

And obey ✨

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Oh my god please….

The urge to slip a "good boy" into casual conversation just to watch their reaction

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Look, I’m just saying, if you take my hand and kiss it, I will melt.

sometimes it ain't even about the d/s it's just the social role reversal and me wanting to treat a guy chivalrously man 😭

like yk what im getting YOU flowers, im taking YOUR virginity gently on a hotel bed, im brushing YOUR hair, zipping up YOUR dress— i, i mean tying your tie zipping your jeans idk i just mean im Uno-reverse carding you 😎 that's what

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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You want your own on-off switch for your brain. Reblog. 🌀