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this muse is at @hcneyed

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INDEPENDENT - PRIVATE - SELECTIVE                      SOULLESS PACIFIST FRISK from UNDERTALE

This blog is low-activity. My main blog is bngbby. You can also find me at elecktrikiced and desparedd.

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Physically I’m here, emotionally I’m being embraced by the warm damp earth down by the creek

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a path to nowhere

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Night time driving in the fog. It was eerily calming.

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Protector of the Forest

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Acadia National Park

@lostinamerica I believe I promised spooky photos.

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Acadia National Park

@lostinamerica I believe I promised spooky photos.

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flower

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you can’t protect everyone.

                                                 I have to Try.

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flowers in the mountains

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                                           you’re allowed to scream                                               you’re allowed to cry                                        but you’re not allowed to give up

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               I can tell, you’re a sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀ

    When you’re sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ, your hands 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍                                        And your shoulders 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 

              But your eyes…                             It doesn’t show in your eyes.                                 That’s how I can tell,                                     Those eyes have seen things.

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Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”

“Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”

“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”

“Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” 

“Totally righteous, bro!”

“The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”

“Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”

“Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”

“You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”

“Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”

“I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”

“I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”

“Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”

“Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”

“And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”

“What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”

“I smell…emotional issues.”

“YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”

“You’ve become your father.”

“The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”

“Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”

“Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”

“Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”

“Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”

“IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”

“Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

“Haha, pain is hilarious!”

“Deer teeth, for you, kid!”

“GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”

“Help! The nachos tricked me!”

“I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”

“Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”

“They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”

“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“

“Today I learned morality is relative.”

“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”

“HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “

“My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”

“It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”

“I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”

“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”

“Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”

“Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”

“You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”

“Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”

“I’m legalizing everything!”

“Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”

“I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”

“This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”

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         “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” is stupid. 

                                                           I’ll bring a knife to any fight                                                                       And I’ll ᴡɪɴ                                                                   Fuck all of you