cleverandwitty

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if dark chocolate has a million fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has ten fans, then i am one of them. if dark chocolate has only one fan then that is me. if dark chocolate has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against dark chocolate, then i am against the world.

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Hey just a general PSA from someone officially diagnosed and documented:

Now is not the time to seek out an autism diagnosis.

RFK's plans have been made very clear and any diagnosis you do get will get you put on this "national disease registry" they're proposing.

Trust me when I say I completely understand the need for accommodations and a better understanding of yourself, but if you have gone this long without being diagnosed, you will be better off waiting.

Furthermore, listen to and advocate for folks who are diagnosed, especially folks with higher support needs. They'll be the first ones targeted for whatever bullshit "experimental treatments" the government tries to push.

Stay safe and look out for your neighbor.

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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.

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Day 1 gonzo!

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So, there's a racist white mother who's making bank off of calling an autistic Black child the n-slur:

Video source

The KKKaren is Shiloh Hendricks and she has since raised $200K by playing the victim. Sadly, I don't see enough news outlets also raising awareness of the Rochestor branch of the NAACP's gofundme campaign to prosecute her. Here's the link:

It's frustrating to see white parents censor books that talk about racism and white supremacy in America while subjecting Black kids to racial abuse and traumatising them. Why is the comfort of white kids more important than keeping Black kids safe?

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trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

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(undercover) lifeguard Jason Todd running the community pool like the gd navy

partly inspired by @sillywillyco 's lifeguard Dick!

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sick of watching my coworkers do this shit💖

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i cant believe they drop this bomb then just move on

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The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

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doechii revealing she has a gf my god i just can’t stop winning

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Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

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Obsessed with the concept of the Justice League. You’ve got the last son of Krypton; an alien race from light years away, a genius billionaire from the most fucked up city on earth, the king of the ocean, a pseudo god/princess, and Barry from CSI

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀