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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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my favorite drakengard dialogue

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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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Monsterfication for PurpleCheshire1 🥰 centaur dragon

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doodled guy from runescape

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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Saw a comment on insta saying this image of Dan Hentschel would make a great painting so I said yeah I bet you’re right. And painted it

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rkgk

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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today