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Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

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Anyone: I think maybe 50,000+ people in Gaza (majority civilians) shouldn’t be massacred and starved to death by an occupying force

Israel defenders: This is Jew hatred. Why is everyone an antisemite? We are truly alone in this world, which is all the more reason we need to continue killing people in Gaza

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The way we lowkey need lesbian omegaverse

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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okay yall werent lying about the character tags on this website being fucking insane. someone tagged my ‘let female characters be bad with kids’ post as

and i’m not fucking with you right now

#trans stewie griffin

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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the summoning

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best galavant joke

the random guy

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The other thing that needs to be said about Galavant is that, in the second season, Kylie Minogue is the owner of a gay bar and she sings a pop ballad to make the main character take his shirt off

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I love that galavant got a second season renewal and opened with a five minute tongue in cheek song about how no one thought they’d get a second season & mocked that they wouldn’t get good ratings. Galavant knew what it was and had so much fun with it and I wish we had more shows like it.

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send to all your dragon pals

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Underrated Galavant Moments 7/?

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off on a hero's journey!

(galavant art in 2025? I found out it was on hulu and watched 4 episodes in a row so you better believe it lmao)