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during the pandemic so many of my online friends got into kpop and it was literal hell. genuinely the worst experience i've had since dating a swiftie as a teenager and he made me wake up to listen to look what you made me do when it released.
#i had an entire group chat get into loona. do you know what that does to a person.#i partially blame the great post top surgery anorexia relapse of 2021 on this btw#i had a friend into shinee and i suddenly became a 17 year old coveting a sharp jawline
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Isn’t it funny how kpop artists are not allowed to say imma beat that pussy up but they are almost always peddling sex appeal in some way so we get one thousand metaphors instead and it’s like
girl group lyrics: look at my cookie my cake my strawberry cream sundae because it’s sweet and it’s pink and it’s fresh and it’s hot and if you want it you can taste it but not everyone can taste it but you can touch it and feel it and it feel so good. My sundae my sundae everybody now 1 2 3 shake it shake it
boy group lyrics: come ride on me and around me and on top of me and jump on top of me and we are jumping around and around and we are close to each other because we are driving in the car. And you can drive my car and we can drive the car together and we can drive so hard and so fast. Vroom vroom skrrt skrrt let’s ride let’s go let’s jump up and down I love my car it’s fun.
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putting ice cubes in my wine it's that dire
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Do you like to read? If yes, put your current/most recent book in the tags!
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I used to but dont anymore
#always <3 currently reading gay berlin by robert beachy. picked it up randomly and it's a little#drier than i expected but still kind of interesting#not sure if ill finish it though tbh
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wearing one of those flying tiger rainbow bags out today keep me in your thoughts
#haven't worn one since i got abuse for it years ago but i can't find my other bag 😭😭#and now things are. worse than several years ago. esp where i'm going. so we'll see what happens.
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Okay i take it back bluesky is hilarious, i've found someone who has permanently been shadowbanned for being too rude and the way they handle it is by hiding all their posts and replies with a label that just says Rude.
#actually i think this is a bad way to run a social media site but it's funny#at first i thought it meant their reply had been detected as rude but it's literally on all their posts#and my only mutual on there who followed me back when i was spam following trans accounts and#who is really annoying and reminds me of the worst of 2022 trans twitter follows them#so maybe they ARE rude
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i live in dc and when i tell you the most braindead people imaginable are here for this stupid fucking parade…save us canon destiel superhell special, you’ve done it before, you can do it again 😭😭🙏😭🙏
literally what we need right now is for gay castiel to come down and cleanse the world. it worked in 2020.
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my mum and i got really drunk and we're watching the american parade. category 10 hater event in our house
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americans are literally so annoying i've seen three annoying american posts today about completely separate topics
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David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".
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Do you guys want to see some of my messages with Pjackk
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
#was about to say this one isn't THAT old but i checked and it's been 3 and a half years 😐#umm i like it and i don't like changing urls oftem
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NO PEACH ON THE APP STORE...?
i forget a new phone would mean i have to update my app nooooo
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i forget a new phone would mean i have to update my app nooooo
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i don't think it's helpful to start yelling OMG IT:S WWIII THIS TIME every time a new conflict starts emerging
#besides i feel like if wwiii 'happens' in the next few years anyone left alive in the future to reflect on it will probably#point to something that has already happened as the major catalyst
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