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do i kin gerard keay or am i just a goth with mommy issues 🤔

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things that bother jonathan simms:

• martin

• where did he get the meat????

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new good morning video just because it fits perfectly with my brand (aka my blog header) and it’s funny

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All proceeds are going to various organizations within the blm movement

https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM

https://youtu.be/NokTSpMH44A

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Bootyshorts but they say “licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0 international license” across the ass

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a few minutes before the rain

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original post by @metalslugx

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I THOUGHT SMEGMA WAS THE NAME OF THAT FIRE SLUG POKEMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i am creap.. am a weyrdo… what hell im do here 

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you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs

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WHY GENGAR IS A GOOD FRIEND

big and chubby, perfect for cuddling

it can keep you cool on a hot day by hiding in your shadow and absorbing your body heat

it can also keep you warm on a cold day because it can learn Sunny Day

it’s a ghost type so it can follow you everywhere without anyone knowing

if you’re having a nightmare gengar will eat it for you

if you’re having trouble sleeping, gengar can use hypnosis to put you to sleep instantly

telekineses (can make you fly!!)

won’t ever let you down because it loves you