ur white trash untie. 27. reading fanfics and taking bong rips. im literally so stupid u have no fuckin idea.
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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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i love that frank and his microphone homoeroticism is a genre of image
omg i just want to catch him in a mousetrap GAHHH i HATE him
#i am not okay i am not okay#i am not okayyyyy#this is a borderline nsfw image holy fuck#park is horny on main#mcr#my chem#my chemical romance#frank iero#frnkiero
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Unlike you guys, I get my news from a trusted source
#fun fact gerard reblogged me for weekend pancake report once#I made purple pancakes in the shape of letters#it said butts#weekend pancake report!!!!
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me in real life: torture and murder are horrible and you shouldn't do them.
me in fiction: torture and murder are literally the two sexiest and most fun things you could possibly do and you should do them all the time.
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i finally got around to ripping frankenchrist and putting it on my ipod, have you ever heard it before?
no??? then its decided.
I just packed a bowl and I think I got a few camel crushes left in the pack on top of the fridge. Come check this shit out. Grab me a PBR from the fridge while you're at it.
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I love my flip phone and my iPod video so much! !!!!
I love single use tech!!!
Not everything has to be the most convenient thing ever, how else are you supposed to grow and interact with your surroundings when the rectangle in your pocket has anything and everything in the world on it???
idk maybe I'm just old.
maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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Does frank know how to play the guitar normally? I don't think so...
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If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off
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