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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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Mulder fart pocket

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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in my one original universe dragons are just shitty possums that don’t really do anything, you just find them in your garden or bathtub making this expression

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possum kingdom

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old photo from my great grandparents family pics collection

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remember that trailer park boys episode where they had like a huge amount of hash (weed resin) but no good place to hide it so they paved an entire driveway out of it and ricky wld take hits directly off the driveway

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Haunting Driftwood Sculptures By Japanese Artist  Nagato Iwasaki

Nagato Iwasaki is one of those artists you don’t know much about. But his art talks for itself.

The Japan-based artist creates incredible driftwood sculptures. Each of his human-shaped figures can both mesmerize and scare you. The artist manages to create an uneasy feeling using nothing but wood and you can be sure, that if you’d stumble upon one of these sculptures at night, you’d go sleepless for days.

More info: nagato-iwasaki.com | Facebook

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went looking for Goose this morning and he tumbled out of the kitchen cabinet

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hmmm

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago