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So recently I’ve started playing more webfishing well my fiancé and I are in two different towns, and on the rare occasion a bunch of strangers join! I didn’t feel like fishing so I devoted my time to drawing the other players (if you recognize yourself or know someone I’ve drawn send them my way, I have a plan for something)

What made this time super special was that people drew me back! Im so beyond flattered, and I love the community around this game! If you ever see clooburt or oliverfloof hosting a lobby, feel free to join! You might just get a drawing outta it!

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NEW REF SHEETS FOR THE MISTERS AND I <3!! I LVOE MY HUSBAND !!!! ( @young-and-stupid-oliver )

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Don’t hmu I just found out who won the muppet joker - strange duel…

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Haiiii! Wanted to write an intro post bc I forgot

I’m max, gender fluid, any pronouns but I tend to lean more she/he!! Im a puppeteer, furry and party clown (wild caught!) will also call myself a lamb, salmon, kitty and puppy

Crushing hard on @young-and-stupid-oliver 🩷 (we are engaged actually)

I love the muppets, shitty D&D, clowns, jesters, tomfoolery and lolygaggers.

Full of sugar, spice and probably some citric acid. I will post poems, off topic vents, and occasional journal thoughts because writing is for nerds and tumblr is for cool people (lying thru my teeth) I will also possibly post NSFW so be warned

DNI:

Mormons (BOM fandom ur ok)

Minors

Miners

Anyone who likes to make “that’s gay” jokes in a derogatory way

People who are scared of puppets or clowns (it’s for your safety, not mine)

People who hate tone tags

My exs

I hope we can all learn to get along and hang out!!

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Staring at boyfriend like this till he gives me a little kiss on the head

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Big sweater no pants

Pants, no shirt

Dating and in love.

World good :)

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Hey muppet joker = strange aeons truthers how are we feeling about this..?

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*taps mic*

*long obnoxious ring echos throughout the whole stage*

*overlapping audience groans and whispers over tech difficulties*

*leans into mic, my lips touching the mic cover*

*deep sniff blasts through the speakers, shaking the floor*

"me when uh, me when"

*lips are dry, mouth is too. I forgot the joke*

"me when?? When your mom??"

*the crowd goes wild with boos*

*they all rush to stage with pitchforks and torches*

*the kick me and slap me and call me mean names like rat boy and stinky cheese*

*my feelings get hurt*

*i go super crazy cool guy mode and kick their asses*

"Thats why im the coolest guy in town" *i say full of cool guy swag*

*the floor opens up under me and i am sent to superhell.*

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Woke up today

Mh.

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THEY GET ME!

Hear me out here

2D - Trina

Murdoc - Marvin

Russel - Mendel

Noodle - Jason

Del - Whizzer

Any featured artist / actor in a music video (my current picks being snoop dogg and jack black) - the lesbians from next door (Cordelia and Dr. Charlotte)

Cyborg noodle as the cube

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God I wish I was him

Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?

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Me and my boyfriend pretending to act like marv and whizzer well being in a happy relationship

the joke is that they're not actually pretending lol

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hate to reduce falsettos to this but falsettos

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I’ve been quite displeased with the fact I cannot read a haiku without doing the jacksfilms haiku song. This is fine most of the time but I can’t help reading the damn “my member rises” muppet joker grinch thirst posting haiku in that song. It’s distressing, I am unhappy

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Top surgery this, top surgery that. You boys never shut up about it. Completely ignorant of women's struggles. I got pop surgery and became a little corn kernel. I can't go outside ever again. I need to be so careful of my temperature now. And for what. You to make jokes about eating me out at the movie theater? Fuck off.

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Hear me out here

2D - Trina

Murdoc - Marvin

Russel - Mendel

Noodle - Jason

Del - Whizzer

Any featured artist / actor in a music video (my current picks being snoop dogg and jack black) - the lesbians from next door (Cordelia and Dr. Charlotte)

Cyborg noodle as the cube

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How I’ve been feeling as of late