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Haiiii! Wanted to write an intro post bc I forgot

I’m max, gender fluid, any pronouns but I tend to lean more she/he!! Im a puppeteer, furry and party clown (wild caught!) will also call myself a lamb, salmon, kitty and puppy

Crushing hard on @young-and-stupid-oliver 🩷 (we are engaged actually)

I love the muppets, shitty D&D, clowns, jesters, tomfoolery and lolygaggers.

Full of sugar, spice and probably some citric acid. I will post poems, off topic vents, and occasional journal thoughts because writing is for nerds and tumblr is for cool people (lying thru my teeth) I will also possibly post NSFW so be warned

DNI:

Mormons (BOM fandom ur ok)

Minors

Miners

Anyone who likes to make “that’s gay” jokes in a derogatory way

People who are scared of puppets or clowns (it’s for your safety, not mine)

People who hate tone tags

My exs

I hope we can all learn to get along and hang out!!

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Staring at boyfriend like this till he gives me a little kiss on the head

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Big sweater no pants

Pants, no shirt

Dating and in love.

World good :)

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Hey muppet joker = strange aeons truthers how are we feeling about this..?

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*taps mic*

*long obnoxious ring echos throughout the whole stage*

*overlapping audience groans and whispers over tech difficulties*

*leans into mic, my lips touching the mic cover*

*deep sniff blasts through the speakers, shaking the floor*

"me when uh, me when"

*lips are dry, mouth is too. I forgot the joke*

"me when?? When your mom??"

*the crowd goes wild with boos*

*they all rush to stage with pitchforks and torches*

*the kick me and slap me and call me mean names like rat boy and stinky cheese*

*my feelings get hurt*

*i go super crazy cool guy mode and kick their asses*

"Thats why im the coolest guy in town" *i say full of cool guy swag*

*the floor opens up under me and i am sent to superhell.*

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Woke up today

Mh.

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THEY GET ME!

Hear me out here

2D - Trina

Murdoc - Marvin

Russel - Mendel

Noodle - Jason

Del - Whizzer

Any featured artist / actor in a music video (my current picks being snoop dogg and jack black) - the lesbians from next door (Cordelia and Dr. Charlotte)

Cyborg noodle as the cube

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God I wish I was him

Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?

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Me and my boyfriend pretending to act like marv and whizzer well being in a happy relationship

the joke is that they're not actually pretending lol

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hate to reduce falsettos to this but falsettos

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I’ve been quite displeased with the fact I cannot read a haiku without doing the jacksfilms haiku song. This is fine most of the time but I can’t help reading the damn “my member rises” muppet joker grinch thirst posting haiku in that song. It’s distressing, I am unhappy

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Top surgery this, top surgery that. You boys never shut up about it. Completely ignorant of women's struggles. I got pop surgery and became a little corn kernel. I can't go outside ever again. I need to be so careful of my temperature now. And for what. You to make jokes about eating me out at the movie theater? Fuck off.

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Hear me out here

2D - Trina

Murdoc - Marvin

Russel - Mendel

Noodle - Jason

Del - Whizzer

Any featured artist / actor in a music video (my current picks being snoop dogg and jack black) - the lesbians from next door (Cordelia and Dr. Charlotte)

Cyborg noodle as the cube

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How I’ve been feeling as of late

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To commemorate me dropping out of a placement with toddlers that kept making me sick, my body has rewarded me with a final fairwell of another FUCKING COLD???? Bro why must my immune system fail me so.

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This is the best day of my fucking life ever LOOK AT ME IM PUPPYBOY LOOK GUYS LOOK AT MY LIL EARS AND MY LIL TAIL !!! (Don’t mind the Book of Mormon music in the back I’m outing myself as a theatre kid)

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Me to myself as I drop out of college