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haven't drawn them in a hot minute they'll be back TRUST

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12/12 QSMP EGG DESIGNS DONE!!!

my ver of qsmp is food-based and every egg inspired by a different egg dish :3

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— most of this was written wayyyy before August 12th! The birthday stream was emotionally scarring—

Just some things about Juanaflippa, for people who don't know much about her!! (I'm in denial of her dying, she is totally alive wdym)

She is canonically trans! Male to female.

Her first name was Frontflipo, but was changed to Juanflipo (and apparently qMariana's dad's name is Juan) which is considered her deadname.

She can only see 1 meter in front of her, and has to echolocate (?) because she was born with the compound vision problems of her parents (It is very heavily implied that qSlime gave birth to her, don't ask). Has terrible 6inch prescription glasses.

She hobbles, one of her legs is shorter than the other, apparently by a foot? (the measurement, not the body part lmao).

Technically she is Catholic, or was supposed to be raised Catholic, but Satan showed up and gave her a gun, so now her and Slime worship the devil (Kinda, but him and Lil Jesus (Angel Rubius) met more). She also claims she is in a Satantic cult!

She was the first egg to receive a gun! She is a vegetarian/vegan because she learnt about animal cruelty, and I'm going to ignore the amount of animals she killed right infront of Mariana.

I'm pretty sure she is also in the mafia and has a landmine.

Her favourite bedtime story is Blue, yk the dabadee dabadie thing? Slime told her this story for the first time when Tilin was sleeping over their house. (Jaiden sang this to Slime when he has drunk, and Slime told Roier to sing this to Juanaflippa when he went to exile.) I'm pretty sure her favourite colour was also blue, and she wanted her bed to be blue.

qMariana is her mom, Slime is her dad, Quackity is her uncle and Godfather, Tilin is her cousin and best friend. Angel Rubius is also her uncle?

A list of things Juanaflippa was allergic to:

Literally anything in nature,

-Grass (?)

- Pollen (QSlime also has a pollen allergy)

-Trees

- Water

- Bees

- Fish

- Detergent

- The womb (??? She was born with hives, it's a miracle she survived)

- Gluten (not sure)

- Dandruff

- I'm really not sure if I remember correctly, but I think she was allergic to lactose as well?

And probably more things that I can't remember!

She used to have a pet turtle, until it died by fall damage (ignore that it died while qSlime and Mariana were having el sexo)

She went to hell once, and now she stares into space / dissociates for hours. I'm so sure that even Satan was terrified of her, who wouldn't be scared of an armed egg with allergies? While she was in hell, she also had a dream that her mama and papa were in love (it was just a dream...).

Her egg model is so scuffed, her armor always looked so big on her, which is really cute if you think about it.

Mariana once gave her leather boots, but it turned out it was actually fake leather because she ran a test about it. (she only did it because you know, she's vegan).

She did have diamond armour, Mariana made it for her, but she didn't like wearing it as much I think, either because of personal preference or because her dad said he doesn't like it. The armour was for her birthday, I think! From Slime, she got a lighter (flint n steel), and set the forest on fire.

Look at her!!! I said look at her damn it!!!!!

She likes flowers and when she was mad/sad because of Slime, she gave him one as a sign that she forgives him. That flower was a Kovan flower, and currently, it's in a pot, in the window of Slime's Eggxile hut (it's the only thing he took with himself to exile).

Her favourite food is avocado toast!

She and Slime built a little garden together, with also the help of Bad, who gave them saplings. It had a cute waterfall too!!! It is still one of my favourite moments with them, and Slime learnt how to make avocado toast (Bad was losing his mind trying to help).

She really likes her gun, and her bestfriend Tilin really likes their bombs! They match eachother's energy well.

Slime complimented her on her ability to write perfectly, she was a born talent and could do anything. Slime taught her how to ride a bike, and Mariana taught her how to fish (but later found out that she is in fact allergic to fish).

Her first words to Slime were "I'm sorry dad I only want love", the irony of it is that Slime was actually trying out new ways to become a better parent (that went terribly). Ouch! That hurts!

Now that I'm thinking about it, the only eggs she met were Tilin, Bobby and Leo.

She helped build the vacation home for Lil J, which works as an Airbnb (is that how you spell it?), and her and Slime wanted to spend the weekend there (they never got to).

She just likes to randomly turn into creative mode, the next thing you know, your daughter is flying six feet in the air.

That's all I can remember for now! I will expand this if I get any more information about mi niña!

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memories w the family:]]

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art dump

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i love that scene from clone high sooo much (yeah i reshaped it but still it's a scene from clone high)

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COME ON COME ONNNN SOLDIERZHANNA SWEEP COME ON

TF2 SHIP SWAG FINALE

COMING IN FROM THE LEFT SIDE, WE'VE GOT HEAVYMEDIC [ALSO KNOWN AS RED OKTOBERFEST]!

as THE tf2 ship, heavymedic has been one of the most popular pairings within the community-romantic or otherwise-for a VERY long time. the tank and the healer. they have barreled through this competition mostly unscathed. the bloodlust they show in battle has most definitely carried over into this competition<3

many [including myself] have begged for their downfall. they have a LONG line of people looking for revenge, but thus far, it looks like the line of their backers has been even longer. even through their divorce on shork's stream, they've managed to make it through to the finals.

AND ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE SOLDIERZHANNA!

the most insane, naked, honey covered couple of all time. they are both incredibly blunt and you WILL know that they are together. zhanna's necklace of severed human ears didn't come out of nowhere.

though they had a bit more of a challenge than heavymedic, they still breezed through the competition fairly easily. they may be the last ones with a chance to beat heavymedic and avenge the poor souls whomst we've lost thus far</3

y'know. other than zhanna's and heavy's mom and The Steel Chair Tm.

will the inherent romanticism of open heart surgery manage to keep up, or will the combined [and truly patriotic] teamwork and violence that is soldierzhanna manage to take heavymedic down once and for all?

CAST YOUR VOTES, SUBMIT YOUR PROPAGANDA, AND MAY THE BEST SHIP WIN!

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experimenting with this kitten

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what if.... sea fortress n emesis blue crossover......

THE ONLY THING I COULD IMAGINE WITH THIS REQ

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dirt

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I think that's how their first meeting went

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scout under all of spy's twitter posts

a collection

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Scout and His punk Tactics

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he is so breakable

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eyyy slugga whatcha doin? shootin stuff? aw das real cool

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new pfp on discord

EDIT : GAEV HIM HIS EYEPATCH BAC I FORGOT THAT HE HAS 1 EYE LMFAOOOO

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Oh lawd- here he come. The Lil'Man