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He’s grumbling to himself.

“Shows what they know. Hellzone Grenade is a great attack name..”

[closeknithearts]

@monster-or-man​: ☕ Bruce!

send me “ ☕ “ for my muse to drink tea uniquely flavored after your muse, and i’ll tell you what my muse tastes!

Ophelia drinks the Bruce Tea.

Her stoic expression softens into an adoring smile near immediately, really taking her time to savor the drink that’s in an almost comically oversized cup. 

“..It’s really warm. It feels like my whole body is being encompassed in a big, warm hug. It’s sweet, a little spicy, too- almost tastes meaty, somehow? Definitely like nothing else I’ve ever had. Goes down the throat real easy, as well.” She hums, keeping the drink close. “I like it.”

She recovers +256 HP. (Her maximum is 100)

[closeknithearts]

@monster-or-man​: ☕ Achim

send me “ ☕ “ for my muse to drink tea uniquely flavored after your muse, and i’ll tell you what my muse tastes!

Kate drinks the Achim Tea.

She barely gets a sip before she gags, spitting it out immediately. She stares down at the cup in disgust before dumping out it’s contents onto the asphalt.

“Tastes like burnt coffee, blood, and old man’s desperation. It’s somehow prickly- I think something cut my lip. Absolutely revolting. I’m burning the cup.”

She takes 10 HP of damage. (Her maximum is 100)

[closeknithearts]

Send me “ ☕ “ for my muse to drink tea uniquely flavored after your muse, and I’ll tell you what my muse tastes!

in addition, i may also add how much it would heal my muse depending on their relationship with yours!

inspired by deltarune chapter 2.

[closeknithearts]

Hey everybody! I’m gonna do us a small text-based promo!

Are you interested in an anxious trans robotic engineer who just wants to do her best to love life and make others happy?

Are you a fan of a nonbinary lesbian model with an insatiable wanderlust and a passion for all things bright and beautiful?

And might you even come to love the agender alter of said model whose only desire in life is for a little comfort, and maybe to smash some shit up with someone?

Then I’d love to interact with you! Give this a little ♥ to show your interest and a ↻ to spread the word!

[closeknithearts]

dis--parity​

『 🌹 』 “I mean, as long as they pass the Harkness test, dude.”

They sigh - knowing that they were probably just about to ask what that was anyway. So uncivilised. “I feel like you the wrong lanky-ass member of my girl’s fam that I should be discussin’ this with.”

“Th-”

“The what test-” Between not knowing what that is, and being referred to as the ‘wrong lanky-ass member’, needless to say he was quite off put.

“Harkness test? We talkin’ bout monster fucking??” Ah, speak of the devil. The paler enby vaults themselves over the staircase railing, landing more or less successfully. Hero work helps out those things, who knew! “What we scoping out, fam, I wanna see some monster titties”

[closeknithearts]

Sips tea.

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dis--parity​

『 🌹 』 “Or boyfriend! It ain’t my thing, but I ain’t leavin’ you out, boo.”

“Th... That’s not-- I-I don’t think dating a feral monster is a good idea period??”

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dis--parity​

『 🌹 』 “Yikes, unfollowin’ now. Didn’t realise she didn’t see the value in havin’ a terrifyin’, feral monster girlfriend.”

“...”

“....What?”

[closeknithearts]

someflareoutwithlove​

Damien nodded “I’m free this weekend” he said. 

“I’ll get out all me best pillows and blankets.” 

Translation: I’ll take the same blanket and pillows I’ve had on my bed for years into the living room. 

“What kinda snacks should I get?” 

“Sounds good~” Parker purred.

“I got a weighted blanket recently, should I bring that? It’s a dream” He offered, running a hand through Damien’s hair and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Hmm.. Variety, I guess? Kinda feeling sweet, kinda feeling salty, you know?”

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someflareoutwithlove​

“Well then, we will have to make a whole list and just- have a movie date night” Damien said. He ran a hand through Parkers hair as he spoke “it will be a nice little night- or two.” 

“Movie night sounds great” Parker agreed, melting when the hand came to his hair. Closing his eyes with a smile, he’d lean to the touch. “Maybe this weekend? I’m free then. ” 

[closeknithearts]

someflareoutwithlove​

Damien nuzzled in and let out a small laugh “remind me to show you some pop punk later” he said softly “oh and watch Nightmare Before Christmas.” 

He placed a soft kiss on the other mans cheek and smiled warmly. 

Parker smiled, letting out a light huff “Sure” He chuckled, “I haven’t really sat down and watched a whole lot of movies, sorry for not getting it”

He hums contently, leaning in to press his own to Damien’s nose. 

[closeknithearts]

someflareoutwithlove​

Damien leaned into Parker and smiled. 

“And here I was thinkin’ we could live like Jack and Sally if we want~” 

“Jack and-- don’t they drown in the end? Or at least Jack does? I don’t know, I’ve never watched Titanic”

He still wraps his arms around him, tugging him closer.

[closeknithearts]

someflareoutwithlove​

“You know.. you could cos you can so you do. We’re feeling so good, just the way that we do.” 

“....”

“Damien, I speak english and eldritch, not emo”

[closeknithearts]

“...”

“Pardon?”

“Man I hate it when it’s nine in the afternoon, and my eyes are just normal sized.” 

[closeknithearts]

“Fuck fathers day..!”

『🔧』 “… fuck father’s day.”

[closeknithearts]

dis--parity​

『👿』 “You still believe in the concept of time while dating us? Pathetic.

The only time we believe in is the forever we want with you.” She gets a little 2 AM smooch.

“Okay, fine, it’s still the middle of the orbit which the moon is in the sky and the sun is not--”

The words and 2 am smooch is very effective, Kate gives up and instead simply returns the gesture. “..Smooth. You win this time.”