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Metal af!

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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

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You did it!!!!!! It was “forget me nots” I had been looking forever, thank you so much!!!!!!!!

Please help me find a Rose/9th Doctor fic that I remember reading. Fairly sure it was on AO3. I remember loving this and thought that I bookmarked but I can’t find it and is slowly driving me insane

It was a two part series, and both were multi chapter

The first story was Rose appearing and talking to each of the different doctors, and he sometimes knew she was nearby because he smelled “time” when she was near (I think. This part is a little fuzzy)

I remember one doctor was fishing for Gumblejack when Rose popped up, another was walking with Susan and Rose popped up sitting on trip of the Tardis. Rose appeared and warned the war doctor that the next time they met she wouldn’t know who he was.

The second story was Rose meeting the 9th doctor for the first time at her job and him trying to hide the he already knows her.

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This came to me while out walking and I told my mythical and mystical ‘creative genius museTM’ to either come back to me when I can write this down or leave me alone and go bug someone else! And gods help me! THEY CAME BACK TO BUG ME! So I share with you…

For all of Caitlin ‘Kate’ Todd’s proper, catholic school girl persona, you know when it was hot and humid and swamp ass foggy out, in absolute annoyance she’d state, ‘Ugh, I’m sweating my balls off,’ to no one and everyone.

The guys would blink in unison. With Tony giving his typical frat boy snort of Kate! And McGee, sweet innocent McGee stumbling and stating the OBVIOUS. Poor Jimmy would JUST turn beet red THINKING about Kate in any remote way sexually. Ducky, well, Ducky would just shake his head and chuckle and offer her some bottle water. Always concerned about the gang staying hydrated and waxing poetic about his service days while they work what scene they were working.

Gibbs would totally smirk. Raise an eyebrow. And flash that KateGrinTM because he was fondly remembering TheAirForceOneIncidentTM and respond ‘me too Katie.’

She’d roll her eyes and side eye him with a long suffering drawl of Gibbs. A secret smile ghosting her lips and mischief lines at the edges of her eyes. And the annoyance of the hot, humid, foggy morning fading just a bit for them both.

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unfortunately the Kibbs still has the power to slowboil my brain with ‘oh my god they would have been great!!’ and ‘if only the tony factor hadn’t been…. like that’ and ‘did they really have to make it so. Final 😭” (followed swiftly by ‘oh i wish there was more fic’)

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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I will not accept any version of Percival Graves where he didn’t have a huge hoe phase in his early twenties. Idc what sexuality you headcanon him as, just know that when he was younger he got more ass than a toilet seat. The man tries to act like he’s not and never was a slut, but you know.

You know.

That deep down he’s a whore.

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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If I had dollar each time Charles Dance played rich intelligent man who is horrible father to his second son and gets killed by said second son, I would have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's still weird it happened twice.

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trust him, he's a professional

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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All I’m saying is that, with King Chuck’s cancer diagnosis and his history of supporting homeopathic medicine, this years Ides of March has the potential to be hilarious.

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the internet the second march hits

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