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Problems:

I want this story to be written

I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me

I don’t want to write this story

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Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

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dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

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a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

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Da. Babies!!!!!

Flower Power: Pit Bulls of the Revolution

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*coughs @tameaonfear coughs*

man on a busy street: wow u look so pretty honey

me, at full volume: DID I ASK!?!???!?!?!

everyone else on the street: ………*stares at me*

me at everyone: in case ur fuckin wondering i did not ask

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Historical Burns

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I love my peak writing hours. 10,226

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My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

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I have so many feels about Hardison. Hardison, who thought “it was kind of cool being on the same side” when nobody else would admit it. Who painted that big, ugly picture as a joke, but carted it around everywhere they ended up moving like a family heirloom.  Who worked so hard to build them an office that functioned like a home everywhere that they went - bought a building, bought an entire fucking brewery  (and ran the damn thing, with fair hiring practices and, after a few missteps, fairly good beer no matter what Eliot says) to give them space to work. Who kept Nate’s secrets.

I think what chafes me most about the show is how much Hardison gave and gave and gave for that crew, and how much Nate took without ever giving back. Eliot was mean the way a big brother snaps or a kid pulls their crush’s pigtails (I like to think somewhere in between). Nate was cruel in his dismissiveness and irrational expectations, the way he shut down Hardison every time he showed too much pride - like a kid showing off and hoping to be praised by dad and getting chewed out instead. Because he was just trying to build a family all along. I think he got a taste of that, growing up, was lucky enough to stumble into his Nana’s care - but he never had a normal family, and he was always the odd man out at school, the nerd, the kid who finished his work before the rest of the class had even written the names on the page and acted out, started stealing, because he was just so damn bored. Kids can be so cruel and he found his validation online, sometimes through games and sometimes through the people who hired him to steal information or money. 

Still, better than any of them anymore, Hardison is the one who knows what family actually looks like. Eliot drowned the man who had a normal family in blood a decade or more ago. Nate did his best to forget when he lost his own. Parker never had one. Sophie won’t tell, but girls like her don’t come out of good places. Hardison saw it and for a little while he had it, unconventional but all his. He’s just trying to create a new one for himself by giving them everything he can: his money, his designer homes, his grocery delivery orders with everyone’s favorites (just as long as Eliot cooks it), his carefully crafted briefings, his mind - the smartest one anyone of them has ever known. I always feel like he didn’t really succeed until Nate and Sophie left. Nate’s crew, Hardison’s family.

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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Anxiety And Depression Together

Anxiety: *banging pots and pans together* GET UP! HURRY! DO IT! WE’RE IN DANGER! GET IT DONE NOW!

Depression: *lethargic* I hear you. I agree, but… I’m so tired, I wouldn’t even be able run away from danger if danger showed up because I didn’t do the thing that I didn’t do because I have no energy to do it. Anxiety: *banging pots and pans together* GET UP! HURRY! PEOPLE WILL GET MAD AT US! DO IT NOW! Depression: I don’t care. Let it happen. We deserve to be punished. Anxiety: NOOOO! WORST IDEA EVER!

inside your head for hours at a time

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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

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Signs as Egyptian gods

Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife

Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection

Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom

Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead

Leo: Ra; god of the sun

Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty

Libra: Ma'at; goddess of justice, truth, and order

Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms

Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons

Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods

Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation

Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night