clown-lord

[clown-lord]

Oh fuck oh fuckk oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fucko h fuck who leaked it who leaked it how do they know no one should know who knows how did they findout

[clown-lord]

Allegra, you have been gone for a long time. Are you coming back?

What.

Who is this.

My name is Clown Lord.

[clown-lord]

Hello Clown Lord! It is I, the Clown God.

I apologize I've been neglecting my duties as of late.

G-God???

Is it you???

The Clown God???

The deity I pray to every night before I go to sleep dreaming of my childhood circus???

[clown-lord]

That is alright, Number Five. I am an honorable Clown, I am not in the business of competing against an opponent not at their full power.

I hope you can get back up in life and be safe in your situation.

All the best,

Lord of Clowns

Life update: hey guys I'm really sorry to do this right now but I'm probably not going to be very active with croaker stuff rn. Hopefully I'll be around more soon but I just lost my job and things are kinda hairy for me. Sorry @free-the-clowns and @clown-lord for setting up this whole silly thing, but as soon as things settle down I'll be around again.

Lots of love, number five

[clown-lord]

You embody the essence of Lego Batman Joker, the only Joker I respect.

hey, I know you wanted to join clown lord's Utopia but since clown lord doesn't like the joker, I wanted to check in, see if you're okay?

-- @free-the-clowns formerly moony the clown

ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒. 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔.

ℐ 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓋𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝓈𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓊𝓉𝑜𝓅𝒾𝒶, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓁𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓎. ℐ 𝑒𝓂𝒷𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓃𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓂𝓈𝑒𝓎, 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝑜𝓍𝒾𝒸 "𝒶𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓁𝑒" 𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝓈𝑜 ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒻𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒿𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒.

ℋ𝑜𝓃𝓀~!

＼(＠❣∇❣＠)／

[clown-lord]

Guys I think my one mutual is dead...

[clown-lord]

In the cirk cus. Straight up 'honkin it'. And by it...heh...let's justr say...my Clown nosz.

[clown-lord]

Though I may be a Clown...I also deeply resonate with a Batman state of mind.

[clown-lord]

[clown-lord]

I am eatibg the snow

[clown-lord]

This all seems perfectly agreeable and will be added to the document.

Here is the working election plan. Please contact me about any suggestions you may have in regards to the plan.

[clown-lord]

Canada Log

The journey to Canada was long and tiring, but I was glad to have my dear friend Sophie with me. This journey has brought us even closer together, and she told me a lot about the land we would be travelling to. I am very enthusiastic to try poutine (perhaps paired with some of my Clown Bacon...) and the thing with the maple syrup in the snow.

We returned to Sophie's home, the monastery, which is very pretty. I met Father Bertrand, who was surprisingly very accepting of my Clownish nature. He reminds me a lot of my Boss. Who I do miss. But he understands my reasons for going on this journey away from Chicago. Unlike a certain stupid honking SOMEONE...

I cannot wait to start my new life here in maple tree land, and begin Clurch.

-Clown Lord

[clown-lord]

My lord may I make your campaign propaganda, art? :0) 

Why yes, my diligent Clown, you are more than welcome to make propaganda art for me

[clown-lord]

Can I be your running mate or campaign manager please I’m an expert in aiding the enemy

You are more than welcome to be on my campaign team and ally yourself with The Utopia

[clown-lord]

My lord, would you kindly give a clown name for this non-binary citizen??

Why of course my dear citizen!

For you, I think...

Pudding The Clown (Pudz For Short)

[clown-lord]

Here is the working election plan. Please contact me about any suggestions you may have in regards to the plan.

[clown-lord]

I have the Google document with the election plans, which I will share to my blog for full transparency. So far I am thinking the election should be held on the 1st of October, giving us roughly a month of campaigning and debating.

Election planning taking longer than anticipated because some anti-Clown extremists murdered my computer in an act of Anti-Clown terrorism