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there are more straight2gay comics, of mordecai and rigby, than there are stars in the universe.

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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

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need to play with a girl's hair while she sucks my dick [remembers boss getting bullied for normhorny posting until he exploded][checks the calvinism app on my phone][screen flashing DEFINITELY HELL] um. in a haunted mansion

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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

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Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh

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tenderness is in the hands ― Carolyn Forché, L’Avventura (1960), Ocean Vuong, The White Ribbon (2009), Hart Crane, Gelatin Silver, Love (2009), Ingeborg Bachmann, Les amants du Pont-Neuf (1991), Sylvia Plath, Psycho (1960), Rod McKuen (stills by @forhandsthatsuffer)

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if u guys are really nicies tomorrow i might do an honest to god transition timeline. don’t think i’ve ever been able to do that properly before lol

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love the way people on here keep calling falin dunmeshi butch or soft butch or whatever (in the present tense) when they like very clearly very obviously just want to say "kinda clocky."

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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the pale mech pilot (chronically depressed tgirl) slumps out of its cockpit after a prolonged battle (playing borderlands 2 for 6 hours) at the orders of its handler [NO METAPHOR HERE] shocked from having its neural interface ripped out (taking off noise canceling headphones) it is quickly rewarded with just a pulse of neurostims, (a drink of water and a handful of chicharrones) legs slack against the ground as it struggles to remember how to operate outside of its titanic metal shell it calls a body (memory foam mattress)

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madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

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the "irreversible damage" book cover is still perhaps the most succinct demonstration of how the laserfocus the detranxiety movement has on muh poor little girls is fundamentally an outgrowth of the general terror about declining (white) birth rates and white woman fertility as a dwindling resource. like, what's actually wrong with the kitschy smiling little girl in that picture? she looks pretty content for someone "mutilated." is she missing her head, brain, heart, limbs or what? anything that would obstruct her in living out her 8 decades on this earth? hell no, it's much worse than that. it's something that actually matters. she's missing her ability to produce White Babies. you're telling me we've spent decades working to overturn roe or at least make it as difficult as possible and now that we succeeded they've found a way to weasel out of being a reproductive resource anyway? that just won't do.

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

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i wanna finish this and make a playful lil print out of this ;>_>

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Effortless Elegance: Mariacarla Boscono Captured by Juergen Teller for Paradis Magazine, Summer 2008