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Nostalgic bathroom

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Horn if you're honky

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Some Old Billy Art I Did A Bit Ago 🤡

I love him. He is my son.

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I don't see enough people talking about this, but your mimes still need candy! So do your rodeos! While rodeos can be fine with a diet of just nuts and deep-fried foods, a proper clown diet requires candy. There is also the common mistake that mimes can only eat black-and-white candy - which is completely untrue! Mimes and Rodeos need a well-rounded, colourful diet of candy to have the proper nutrients. By ignoring their clown nature and focusing solely on their subspecies, you are not giving your clowns the proper care they deserve.

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my clown corner + balloon dog wall 😎

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See a strange clown that appears to have features associated with multiple clown breeds? That might be a Chaos clown! These clowns are a product of clown overbreeding, a common phenomenon near cities where domestic clowns, feral, and wild clowns may breed, resulting in dangerous mixed breed clowns. Please contact your local authorities or nearest clown control services if you see a Chaos clown in your area.

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Please do not declaw your clowns

Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally

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Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of misinformation floating around about various breeds of scare clown. This is undoubtedly because of the movie ‘It’, featuring an untrained, rabid scare clown. 

Anybody who says scare clowns are a newly developed and dangerous subset clearly hasn’t read into the history of their breeding. While scare breeds are dangerous to a native environment if allowed to roam or if mistreated, they can serve as valued members of a family when well trained. 

Example: This lovely early breed of Crested Axehandler posing with its loving family. Note how it protectively hovers over the children, who are visibly comfortable with their pet. This is because Scarers were originally ‘nanny clowns’, their menacing appearance keeping potential harm-doers at bay.  Despite their name and striking looks, a cared-for scarer is a friendly, life-long partner. But laws have been passed to keep these harmless creatures from finding homes legally, and have been beaten and abused when found roaming on their own.

Please reblog this to raise awareness of the true nature of so-called ‘scary’ clowns. 

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Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

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“Are you a cat person or a dog person?” I’m a clown person.

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Hey brain hows it going?

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I MADE CLOWN NAILS I LOVE CLOWNING AROUND

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Inktober 2024 no.28 - “Jumbo” 🤡 

“DoN’t WoRrY dAvE. aLl We WaNnA dO iS kIlL yA...”