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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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went on a hike today so y’all get to see slug pics
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Pat: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Captain: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Tma fandom i have a question for you
#watched a youtube animatic of the last scene of mag 200#worst way to get into it i was so confused#tma
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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do you think angels would perch upon electrical lines and radio towers like birds
sure. looks like a nice spot to share the interesting things they saw lately
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people with chronic pain will go “ why can’t I sleep well? Why am I crying for no reason? Why am I getting frustrated easily ?” Not yet realizing their pain got worse
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every bone in my body hurts so much i am going to explode
#why does everything get like ten million times worse when i’m on my period#like my regular pain already sucks but now it’s like it hurts to hold my arms up#ramblings
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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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