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©Stuart Mccallay

Krikton crypt

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it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

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You all recall this moment in "Little Green Men." Perhaps it haunts you, even.

But what we don't talk about enough is that Odo turns into a man, yells at Quark for a few minutes, and then is like "ok I'm done talking to you" and turns BACK into a dog. It's really a shame that the budget only lets him transform like once every four episodes bc you know Odo is constantly being like "conversation OVER" and like turning into a bird and flying away.

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Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

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Frank Dicksee- Study of Armour

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Marcel Rau (1886 – 1966) - Harpiste, 1938

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Mary Admasian - The Nest (detail), 2014 [Barbed wire, goose egg]

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essentially all I’m saying is that you need to be less afraid of being a pervert. You have to train and practice the pervert muscles in your heart so they can grow strong. Literally everyone is a pervert about certain things and many people still think they’re perverts for chill regular things like being gay because their upbringing has left them with atrophied senses of sex. We solve both of these problems at once by encouraging burgeoning pervertedness at every step of the way and ensuring people do not feel like they have to hide it under lip service to norms

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Gustave Doré : “Joyeuseté” ou “À saute-mouton”, bronze, vers 1881. (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)

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Ds9 A plot:

Dax- what's the matter Benjamin

Sisco- I need to make an Impossible moral choise. Do I do the awful thing to save more in time or be compassionate now allowing more to die

Ds9 B plot:

Nog-Jake did you take the iron from our chest while I was mining

Jake- why would I do something like that I've been busy building the base

Nog- we need it for an anvil, this is what I get for playing Minecraft with a Hu'man

Jake- I swear Nog I didn't touch them.

Nog- if you continue to lie I shall use this TNT

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Rene Lalique, c. 1900

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Neil Winokur: Glass of Water (1990)

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quark lost mpreg poll is dead to me now.