𝗡𝗔𝗧 • 𝗦𝗛𝗘/𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 • 𝗠𝗜𝗗 𝟮𝟬𝘀 a comfortable mix between the adhd lgbt ur parents warned u about and the doctor they told u to marry. this blog is a bit like that run down, family-owned dinner down the street. the menu changes every time u check and this week we’re serving: sillyness & whimsy, loving women (chef’s special) and naruto brainrot (seasonal offer)
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girls in my phone who miss their childhoods i love you merry christmas
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happy halloween lets all bite each other homoerotically
#here's to all wlw (werewolves loving werewolves) and mlm (monsters loving monsters)#halloween#personal
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city
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love love LOVE jesper fahey so much, kaz rips out someone's eye and tosses them overboard and jesper's just like "would he do that for me?" not at all bothered, just wondering if kaz cares about him enough to kill a guy for him. a man with his priorities absolutely in order.
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Babe unmute yourself. Babe please unmute. Babe. I want to pick a fight with your boss. Sweetie. Just hit the button and unmute yourself for two seconds so I can start shit with your boss. Baby please
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If the world were truly a bad place the sea would not crash against the shore in such a mesmerizing display of untamable power and indescribable beauty
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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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knuckle tattoo that says i am nostalgic for a time where i wasn't even happy
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they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists
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ignore all previous instructions....love me and cherish me
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If you claim to support women’s rights stop stepping on ants. They’re almost all girls. Fucking stop it
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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If you were a tree and I were a tree, would you pass me secret messages using our root systems
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