clownmetaldog

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Being into farts but hating burping gotta be the worst thing ever

It's like being allergic to grass

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Fli/nt eprocto. Smells like brimstone and sulfur ok bye.

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any time i want to record my farts, they always come out as SBD's or really small (this is not what i want). But when i stop recording they immediately become loud and how i want them to be. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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If your partner accidentally farts while you're eating them, eat them harder

Lick the farts out of that gas tank

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The period farts today were plentiful chat

the only good thing about being afab

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I just noticed recently that if you lube up your asshole it makes more wetter farts. Might use this for later...

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I like my women how I like my men: bloated and farting up a storm

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Moaning and sighing after releasing a fart will never NOT be hot. Like yes please be vocal!!! Helps me understand how relieving it must’ve felt!!

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You’d suck his dick? I’d suck his farts, you and I are not the same

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No one talks about the intimacy of farting around someone, it's taboo that hearing someone confidently fart around you is a sign of deeper connection. just imagine your best friend or your partner trusting you so much that they let you see this side of themselves, it's very cute and heartwarming

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Farting in a thong is a very hot thing to look at, if it is thin enough you can clearly see someone's asshole pushing out because of the slight movement of the thong. Jock straps are also hot for this exact same reason

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I've been really obsessed with p0st4/ dud3 lately and it's SUCH a joy imagining him farting

I feel like he wouldn't mind letting it rip, hell, he already pisses everywhere

And he'd probably have some cheeky line too, like "there's a lot more where that came from" and is just UAAAAAAGH

I swear I'm normal

[clownmetaldog]

A scenario where a popular nu metal band gets broadcasted by MTV, but they keep having to retake and cut out the footage because the vocalist won't stop farting

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What turns me on so much is when people are butt naked and you can see their puckered holes push outward to fart <3, or maybe their fat ass cheeks move slightly to have some space to rip on

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i like sex that's really rough to the point you can't breath anymore but i also like the sex that's soft... tender, sweet... so beautiful it's considered art... sex for the genitals and sex for the soul

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I’m sick of seeing porn of ftm being the same sub ftm with dom cis man, where are my dom ftm?? I need a transman absolutely destroy a cis guy’s ass with a strap on

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its so hot whenever someone pees on you and they make a sound of relief while youre getting coated with their warm, gold liquid. hnnnnghhh...