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STOP! checkpoint! have you 🫵 sexualized a man in a powdered wig today? WELL YOU SHOULD

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The dude who's been doing the 14 Juillet celebrations opening speech in my village these past years actually mentions the Revolution and talks positively about it, which is refreshing cause lots of places don't

But considering the choice of musics for the party it's quite funny cause it's like

"we took the Bastille, our Revolution changed the world for the better, let's celebrate with some traditional ballads":

*plays Alexandrie Alexandra*

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Robespierre: No, Charlotte. Citizeness Duplay isn't "forcing me back to her home" so she can "keep trying to throw her daughter at me". However, this separated parents situation clearly isn't working for Brount.

Charlotte: Maximilien. Dogs don't have parents, they have masters. Brount has one master and it's YOU! You can't "co-parent" a dog with someone!

Robespierre: His nose is dry and he doesn't fetch sticks anymore, he needs his mum!!

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SAINT-JUST: You’re skipping the POTATOES, Maximilien? You’re skipping the most important part of this dinner to go talk in private with Desmoulins? You’re starving yourself, having only eaten the clearest broth, endangering your health, because DESMOULINS WANTS TO TALK? You’re skipping the hearty, fortifying tubers to go WASTE TIME with stupid Desmoulins? Look, I’m not the biggest fan of Madame Duplay’s cooking, I rarely eat here, you know that. But you’ve invited me, I’m here, AND YOU’RE LEAVING US ALL FOR DESMOULINS? Me and Le Bas are just back from the armies and only here for a few days, but DESMOULINS IS THE PRIORITY? And you’re skipping the potatoes Eleonore peeled with love for us? Well, I guess that’s more potatoes for us, who are STAYING at the dinner table and not GOING TO OUR ROOM WITH DESMOULINS. 

We’re not giving Desmoulins any potatoes, by the way, Maurice. WE ARE NOT. 

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. To the barricades! 🪑🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🚪🪑⚰️💥⚰️🪑⚰️🪑🪜🪑💥⚰️🪜🪑⚰️🪑🚪🪑⚰️🪑💥⚰️🚪🪑⚰️🪑🪑⚰️💥🪑⚰️⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪🪑⚰️🪑⚰️🪜💥🚪🪑⚰️⚰️🪑💥🪜⚰️🪑🪑⚰️🪜

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Robespierres from the last couple weeks (we got happy him. And emo him

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Feather-brained man who blame me for being a 'hot-head' will see by this that I was one early in life; but what they will perhaps refuse to believe is that from my earliest years I was eaten up with the love of glory, a passion that often has changed its object in the various periods of my life, but which has never left me one moment. At five I should have liked to be the master of a school; at fifteen a professor; an author at eighteen, a creative genius at twenty, even as my ambition to-day is the glory of sacrificing myself to the fatherland.

Jean-Paul Marat, Portrait de l’Ami du peuple tracé par lui-même

Happy Birthday !!

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Republic yuri to entertain myself

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I'm afraid @18thcenturythirsttrap is remembering the poll and post I've made about it* last summer, sorry y'all probably won't ever be able to forget about the patriotic semi

*also I think someone did a way better job than I did at translating the novel extract but I can't find them in the reblog, weirdly and sadly, @enlitment was it you ?

Jacques-Louis David’s Tennis Court Oath including name-key. 

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Does anyone know how I can tell Voltaire that there's a US pope? I think he'd like to know.

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hi frevblr *drops this and sprints away*

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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

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Joyeux Anniversaire Robespierre!

Ok ik I'm late but I have company law to deal with 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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267 waow hapy birth Day

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HAPPY VIRTHDAY MAXIME I LOVE DRAWING HIM SICKLY AND SCRAWNY HE IS ILL‼️‼️‼️

Different versions under cut⬇️