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“WAIT ‘TILL THEY           GET A LOAD OF ME”

An Indie Joker Rp Blog

Penned by: Nate

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{Starter call!!! Like this post for a starter tonight when I’m online!}

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{Starter call!!! Like this post for a starter tonight when I'm online!}

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Mun needs a hair cut.

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So my roommate hadnt seen past the first few episodes of Gotham before I moved in. But by the power of Netflix and Hulu (and some illegal downloads for early season 3) he's caught up now and after (SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE NOT PAST SEASON ONE) Jerome died he flipped and was like "but isn't he joker? They killed Joker" My response was to look at him dead in the eyes and say "you can't kill Joker. He's like Freddy kreuger. He lives on in your nightmares." My roommate: wow.. That's actually deep... Me: yeah, plus he's probably gonna come back and fuck up everyone's day. He's too bae to die for good. Pretty sure strange snatched his dead ass and that's how they are saying he becomes "Joker" I can only be so deep at one time people.

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Okay my sweet children, the antibiotic i’m taking for the infection I have kicks my ass and makes me super tired (well.. i’m always tired right now because of the infection in general, but the antibiotics don’t help)  Moral of the story is i’m heading to bed. I didn’t do any actual replies, mostly because my theme took way longer than I anticipated to get done because i redid the background graphic a bagillion (accurate number of how many times I redid it.. swear on me mum) times. But it looks flipping amazing if I do say so myself (and I do) and i’ll be here either tomorrow or the next day to get replies done as well as get out a starter call so I can get some new interactions going. 

night night!! 

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Are you dead? - Thomas

SEND ONE IF WE HAVEN’T INTERACTED || @nomercyfromtheedge || Accepting

    “Do I look dead to you? Come on, let’s start using our brains please.”

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Jared Leto behind the scenes of Suicide Squad (2016)

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“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

TORTURE MY CHARACTER SENTENCE MEME || @rxttenheart || Accepting

    “Now now, don’t be threatening me with a good time if you have no plans on fallowing through.” he mused, taking a step closer to him with an almost challenging look in his eyes.

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“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!” - catclaxs

TORTURE MY CHARACTER SENTENCE MEME || @catclaxs || Accepting

    “Or, and here is a wacky idea, just try and stay with me here, I shoot you and take it back out of your cold dead hands.”

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✂ = threatening them .

SEND ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOUR MUSE — || @redxbird || Accepting

    A small smirk creased his features, gaze darkening with a wicked excitement at the others threats. Oh this one had a fire to him, reminded him of the last Robin foolish enough to let Joker know of his existence. What had been his name? Jamie? Jordan? The specifics mattered very little to the clown, all that mattered was that this Robin was threatening him of all people, a thrill going through him as he shifted to face him fully. 

    “Oh well would you listen to that. Such bravery or rather... stupidity.” moving closer to the younger male, he tilted his head to the side, smirk only growing as he watched him. “But does he have the balls to go through with it? Hm? Or is he just as weak as the Robin’s before him?”

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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the graphic... it’s beautiful... (I got lazy with it okay. Don’t fucking judge me) Now let me gush for a second. I made this blog because I was suffering from major depression, and my sister suggested I come to rp. I took a long time to decide the muse I wanted to play, and when I settled on Joker I was terrified that no one would like my interpretation. It was a legit fear guys.  But every since I made the blog i’ve had nothing but amazing feedback. People have been so accepting and loving and I can’t thank you all so damn much. 

Now let me preface this with, this is just my bias list, meaning the people I stalk and/or have interacted with most. If you are not on this list, do not take it personally okay? If I could put everyone on this list I would. But alas, that would be rather pointless.  So let’s get to the list of bae’s shall we?

I’m not going to write a huge blurb about everyone, but there is one person I have to give special attention to: 

@secondgenerationhood/ @outcastvigilantebat / @elementofglamour / @deceptivecobblepot (shit callie, got enough blogs?): My sister... no seriously, my literal ooc sister. I love you so much. You’re the only Reason I even made this blog. You are the batman to my robin (heh.. i’m playing Joker... you play batman... joker killed robin... heh heh). Anyway, i love you and I will always put you at the top of my list. <3 ultimate bae right here. 

Those i’ve interacted with and love dearly:

@nomercyfromtheedge / @rxttenheart / @cantsxim / @dvlspcwn / @thevexingquinn / @former-psychiatrist / @lonelyxoutcasts / @bleachserved / @elliotenchanted

Those that I stalk/those i’ve had a bit of interaction with and would love more: 

@essentially-evil / @herodestined / @aciddipped / @cruelcrusader / @deepestphobia / @dreadfulphobia / @frost-whatcha-need / @jxnathancrane / @kingxfmischief / @lethalkiss / @looneytxne / @notpoisonoakie / @paininthcass / @psychiatriiist / @theriddlxr / @vcngefulsoul / @vixen-of-vines / @veelociity

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💦

SEX+ROMANCE HEADCANONS!|| Accepting

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 

It was actually not until he was in his mid twenties. Joker has never had a very large sex drive, seeing no real point to it unless it gets him something he wants or helps him get under someones skin. So he went all of his teenage life not having sex and didn’t have his first sexual encounter until later in life.

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👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex?

SEX+ROMANCE HEADCANONS!|| @lonelyxoutcasts || Accepting

Absolutely, without a second thought. Especially if it gave him another leg up on them that he could use against them at a later date.

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"Give me a chance."

send me one for my muse’s reaction || @rxttenheart || Accepting

    “And why would I do that?” he asked, incredulous that the woman would even think of asking such a thing from him. Shaking his head, he watched her, almost with disappointment  in his eyes. “You’re not doing a damn thing, not after the stunt you pulled. You’re staying right by my side where I can keep an eye on you at all times.”

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"I thought you were gone forever."

send me one for my muse's reaction || @bleachserved || Accepting

    “did you?” a small laugh escaped the paled man’s lips, the sound slowly growing in volume, shoulders trembling from the force of his amusement. The sound died however, his gaze hardening considerably as he looked at the blonde before him. His moods tended to swing violently, shifting between one extreme to the other, and in mere moments, he went from manic delight, to anger. “Ya stopped looking for me, stopped trying. And what do we have here? You’ve gone and made a name for yourself, haven’t ya?” 

    Shaking his head, he glanced around, jaw locked as he slowly started to make his way around the room, bright gaze taking in every inch before zeroing in on the woman before him again. “What am I going to do with you, Harleen?”

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Came for the mun, stayed for the mun and the amazingness

Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____" || @nomercyfromtheedge || Always Accepting

(I call bullshit on the amazingness... but thank you my dear!)