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does anyone here know about the lesbian flag colored arizona license plates.

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

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Victor Cicansky

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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do you have that video of soinc going chill roomie you can have another helping

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letpeopleenjoythings is crazy because like wow my disapproval is really enough to ruin your enjoyment of something? like youre giving me so much power lol. how does it feel to surrender control like that? does it feel good? thats right kitten you'll enjoy things when i say you can.

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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It’s part of my brunette instincts to buy jeans

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