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anne and wentworth are too scared to talk to each other for most of the book but that means they both pay intimate attention to each other’s body language and non-verbal cues. wentworth helping anne into the crofts’ carriage because he can tell that she’s tired but too selfless to take up the spot, anne constantly noticing whether his eyes are on her whenever they’re in the same room, wentworth removing her nephew from her back, anne intuitively moving to the spot where he was writing the letter (which he knew she would do, giving him the subtle opportunity to come back and hand her his confession). after all these years they still feel at home with each other and they don’t even recognize it until wentworth has to put this loving silence into words.

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persuasion is so wild...imagine your ex who you're still crazy about showing up after 8 years, practically moving into your house, calling you old and haggard (you're 27) but then admitting that he's also still obsessed with you and that nobody compares 2 u, especially not the pretty young thing who suffered brain trauma literally throwing herself at him...love that

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How every Austen hero sucks at dating:

Darcy: basically tells his girl that he's too good for her while proposing

Bingley: ghosts his true love for several months because his friend and sisters told him to

Knightley: scolds and argues with his girl constantly

Wentworth: revenge flirts with a random girl because he's too dumb to see that he still loves his first girl

Edward: flirts with his girl when he's already engaged to another girl

Brandon: falls in love at first sight and proceeds to basically never talk to his girl, just her sister

Edmund: thinks he loves a girl who is all wrong for him just because she's hot, while ignoring the much better girl right under his nose

Tilney:

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Persuasion more than ANY other Austen is about YEARNING it's about SURPRESSED PASSION it's about SUBTLETY it's about waiting EIGHT YEARS ........ it's NOT about the funny ha ha I embarrass myself in front of the crush moments! It's just NOT! It's aggressively uncynical and it's SUCH a bad fit for a "I am winking at the camera"-adaptation!!!!!!!! Anne is sincere and sensitive and that's FINE and NICE and she does NOT need GIRLBOSSIFICATION okay

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Just wait, the next thing this adaption will throw at us is “I am half agony, half hope” gets switched out for “I’d like a do-over”

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yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

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My sister just sent me this and im screaming

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when u start up sims after not touching it for at least 8 months

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It´s been a while since the last one, but between the job and then the vacations I wasn´t around my  tablet.

Anyways, here´s Elend Venture from the Mistborn saga, from the first book specifically, I made sketches of him in the other books but I prefer how this one turns out.

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its so sad that we instantly become skeptical when things are too good to be true- like the normal for us is experiencing hardships and troubles

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god, the metamorphosis is so fucking relatable. gregor wakes up and instead of freaking out because holy shit he’s a bug, he’s just like “i cant deal with this right now” and rolls over

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When your mom says no to McDonalds

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game time (via: @brittanynlau)

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Child ghosts have remarkably good spelling when communicating with people considering they never got the chance for a formal education

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Persuasion: first eight chapters