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that’s why my dad wouldn’t let me take karate lessons as a kid…  because he KNEW.  he knew i was too good  —   TOO DANGEROUS.   one moment i’d be mastering a high kick,  the next?  I’D BE HOLDING A BEATING HEART IN MY HAND.

shawn spencer of usa’s psych,   by zanza.

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PSYCH SENTENCE STARTERS   —   quotes pulled from season four of the usa series. feel free to make alternations.

you look… normal and stuff…

please! i haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks. which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

i have a secret girlfriend.

oh, let me guess, relationship trouble?  

if you think i’’m sick, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

don’t leave, [name]. you will regret it.

you’re just jealous of his hair.

what are you trying to say, [name]?

i don’t lose things. i place things in locations which later elude me.

sorry, [name], no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.

that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard.

i feel a hug coming on.

do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?

fishing is one of my top five skills, right behind profiling and ski ball.

the thing is, i have something big to tell you.

i need you to know that… i love you.

you make me laugh and you make me feel like i’m a little bit crazy.

what’re you wearing, ankle weights?

this conversation will only end badly.

i’m just not cut out for this.

[name], you randy little spaniel!

dude, i demand to know what’s going on with you.

i realized, in life, we never have as much time as i think we do.

put down the finger guns.

make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.

i’m out of here. i’m calling a cab.

how much have you had to drink?

all romance ends in despair. or death. but mostly despair. gut-wrenching despair.

you have a tendency to scare my girlfriends away.

what’s with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?

get your socks ready, [name], ‘cause I’m about to knock them off.

i think i broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.

you don’t like [name] dating somebody.

we’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

sure you don’t want to tag along?

i’m both relieved and offended at the same time.

the doctors say i have a severe concussion, but i fine feel.

you have two peeps, and one of them is made out of marshmellow.

what happened between you guys?

a lot of people want to kill me. i take great pride in that.

that’s a negativo on the sundaes, buddy.

i can make a straw wrapper crawl like a worm.

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❥     𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

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“   great .  just  fucking  great .   ” “   any  ideas  on  how  to  get  us  out  of  this  mess ??   ” “   this  is  the  last  time  i  go  anywhere  with  you .   ” “   haven’t  you  done  enough  already ??   ” “   don’t  worry ,   i  have  a  plan .   ” “   well ,   that  didn’t  work .   any  plan  c ,   genius ??   ” “   you  know ,   i  genuinely  don’t  think  this  could  get  any  worse .   ” “   how  did  you  manage  to  do  everything   incorrectly ??   ” “   this  is  wrong .   all  of  this  is  wrong .   ” “   looks  like  we’re  stuck  here .   ” “   admit  it ;   you  have  no  idea  where  you’re  going ,   do  you ??   ” “   we’re  completely  lost .   ” “   of  all  the  people  in  the  world  i  could  end  up  stuck  with  …   ” “   well .   was   this   your  idea  of  a  fun  vacation ??   ” “   how  is  the  tank  almost  empty ??   i  thought  you  said  you  got  gas  before  we  left !!   ” “   there’s  a  gas  station   five  miles  /   eight   kilometers   from  here .   we’re  just  gonna  have  to  push  the  car  there .   ” “   the  good  news  is ,   i  found  someone  who  i  think  can  help  us .   the  bad  news  is ,   i  don’t  think  they  speak   [ language ] .   ” “   thank  god ,   it’s  about  time  you  showed  up  to  help !!   ” “   could  you  run  any  fucking  slower ?!   ” “   i  can’t  get  any  signal  out  here .   ” “   someone  stole  my  fucking  wallet .   ” “   we  are  below  rock  bottom  right  now .   we’re ,  like ,  in  hell .   ” “   are  you  really  just  going  to  leave  me  here ??   ” “   okay ,   you  being  dramatic  is  not  going  to  help  us  find  a  way  to  fix  this .   ” “   are  you  bleeding ??   ” “   i’ll  try  to  find  us  somewhere  to  spend  the  night .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what  to  do !!   i’m  not  a  doctor !!   ” “   of  course  this  happens  to  me .  i  can’t  even  be  surprised .   ” “   i  can’t  walk  …  you’re  gonna  have  to  carry  me .   ” “   things  could  always  be  worse .   at  least  you  don’t  have  flesh - eating  bacteria ,   right ??   ” “   don’t  panic ,   but  i’m  pretty  sure  we’re  being  followed .   ” “   maybe  some  music  will  help  you  calm  down .   ” “   my  glasses  are  broken  …   ” “   i  didn’t  have  enough  rocks  to  write  out   ‘ help ’   so  i  just  spelled  out  ‘ hell ’ .   ” “   maybe  we  can  play  a  game  to  pass  the  time  until  someone  notices  we’re  missing .   ” “   okay ,   i  swear  this  is  not  what  it  looks  like .   ” “   there’s  a  killer  storm  going  on  outside ,   so   unless  you  want  to  disappear  under  mysterious  circumstances ,   i  suggest  you  get  comfortable .   ” “   how  long  was  i  out ??   ” “   well ,   at  least  i’m  trapped  here  with  you .   ”

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the kenny loggins joke in lassie did a bad bad thing is consistently so good

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hit the lil heart for a starter !!

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hit the lil heart for a starter !!

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PSYCH | Season 6 Episode 16 ‘Santabarbratown’

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that’s why my dad wouldn’t let me take karate lessons as a kid…  because he KNEW.  he knew i was too good  —   TOO DANGEROUS.   one moment i’d be mastering a high kick,  the next?  I’D BE HOLDING A BEATING HEART IN MY HAND.

shawn spencer of usa’s psych,   by zanza.

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hi,  STARTER CALL?

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“it’s a real shame more people don’t take me seriously,  @rightremor​,”   is he indignant?  absolutely!  and why shouldn’t he be?   “i’ve worked more jobs than anyone i can think of,  miles,  and i’ve helped solve cases for the sbpd,  the national treasury department,  canada,  interpol,  the museum,  the aquarium,”   only four fingers left as he counts it all out,  the pressure’s really on,   “then i had a serial killer friend,  the last of the great international art thieves is my best friend  —  don’t tell gus,  he doesn’t get that we’re more like brothers,  he’s really very sensitive  —  i...  once found chief vick a nanny  —  spoiler alert,  it was my dad  —  and once?  i was the guy driving the oscar meyer wienermobile.  does any of that seem like the sort of thing a super serious psychic detective wouldn’t do?  i think not,  monty,  i think not,”   

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crimeloyalty​:

tone’s entirely dismissive as he offers a trademark retort…   in fact,  he really should get it trademarked,  shouldn’t he?  but that’s a problem for later shawn.  throat clears as the words fall from his lips,   “i’ve heard it both ways.”   the gummies come flying his way and he finds himself missing entirely…  but that’s not important.  twisting in his chair,  he picks up the snack and frowns.  not a snow cone machine,  but it’ll do for the moment…  an incredibly brief moment.

“tomorrow?  hmm.  if that’s the soonest you can manage,  i guess i’ll have to live with it,”   a second later he’s adopted a more dramatic air with a sigh,   “i’m sure i’ll start to wither away by then,  but that’s not important,”   the pause that follows is long as he sighs again,  louder this time,   “this is not only a detective agency,  hayley,  this is a psychic detective agency.  so it’s much better,”

“ no,  you haven’t.  that is literally impossible. ”  but she is going to put that retort in her back pocket for the next time she needs to irritate the actual shit out of somebody.  maybe she has a thing or two to learn from him,  after all.  harley plops into a seat across from shawn,  kicking her feet up on the small end table beside her.  

“ it is absolutely the soonest that i can manage,  unless you want to drive me to the nearest party supply store. ”  she manages just fine without a license in new jersey,  but it’s been difficult to get around on this coast without one. not that it’s the license that’s stopping her – more-so just that harley doesn’t know how to drive a car. “ wither slowly – i have a job for you. it’s harley,  slawn. harleen is fine if that’s too difficult for you.  can you help me find batman? ”

he snorts,  he scoffs,  he stares,  “sure,  SAYS YOU!”,   then it dawns on him all those damn s’s make it impossible to get the elusive snow cones out of his head.  curse amazon!  curse them,  he says!   “but i’m a psychic and you give off distinct ‘hannah’ vibes.  your aura is full of ‘em!  the conflicting signals can only be rectified through the delicious icy goodness of a pineapple snow cone!  and i don’t have a snow cone machine!  there’s no machine,  jack!”

“gus has the blueberry,”   yet another dramatic sigh slips out as his heart breaks just a little bit more,   “and my motorcycle is missing a tire because i wanted to try and use the rubbery part as a hula hoop and i haven’t put it back!”   much to his disappointment it hadn’t worked,  but shawn’s sure he’ll figure it out.  his awesome levels are surely high enough to meet any prerequisite.   “alright,  haley i get it,  you’re not hannah!  i already told you about the aura and the snow cones,  i don’t know what you expect from me here.  you’re really,  really difficult to work with,  you know that?”   those words coming from him?  an interesting choice to be sure.   “of course i can help you find batman,  who do you think i am?  some charlatan like that long island...  iced tea lady?  the one who claims she’s a psychic?  i’m the real deal,  harper!”

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❥     𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

add context   &   change gendered language to your needs .   happy roleplaying !!

“   great .  just  fucking  great .   ” “   any  ideas  on  how  to  get  us  out  of  this  mess ??   ” “   this  is  the  last  time  i  go  anywhere  with  you .   ” “   haven’t  you  done  enough  already ??   ” “   don’t  worry ,   i  have  a  plan .   ” “   well ,   that  didn’t  work .   any  plan  c ,   genius ??   ” “   you  know ,   i  genuinely  don’t  think  this  could  get  any  worse .   ” “   how  did  you  manage  to  do  everything   incorrectly ??   ” “   this  is  wrong .   all  of  this  is  wrong .   ” “   looks  like  we’re  stuck  here .   ” “   admit  it ;   you  have  no  idea  where  you’re  going ,   do  you ??   ” “   we’re  completely  lost .   ” “   of  all  the  people  in  the  world  i  could  end  up  stuck  with  …   ” “   well .   was   this   your  idea  of  a  fun  vacation ??   ” “   how  is  the  tank  almost  empty ??   i  thought  you  said  you  got  gas  before  we  left !!   ” “   there’s  a  gas  station   five  miles  /   eight   kilometers   from  here .   we’re  just  gonna  have  to  push  the  car  there .   ” “   the  good  news  is ,   i  found  someone  who  i  think  can  help  us .   the  bad  news  is ,   i  don’t  think  they  speak   [ language ] .   ” “   thank  god ,   it’s  about  time  you  showed  up  to  help !!   ” “   could  you  run  any  fucking  slower ?!   ” “   i  can’t  get  any  signal  out  here .   ” “   someone  stole  my  fucking  wallet .   ” “   we  are  below  rock  bottom  right  now .   we’re ,  like ,  in  hell .   ” “   are  you  really  just  going  to  leave  me  here ??   ” “   okay ,   you  being  dramatic  is  not  going  to  help  us  find  a  way  to  fix  this .   ” “   are  you  bleeding ??   ” “   i’ll  try  to  find  us  somewhere  to  spend  the  night .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what  to  do !!   i’m  not  a  doctor !!   ” “   of  course  this  happens  to  me .  i  can’t  even  be  surprised .   ” “   i  can’t  walk  …  you’re  gonna  have  to  carry  me .   ” “   things  could  always  be  worse .   at  least  you  don’t  have  flesh - eating  bacteria ,   right ??   ” “   don’t  panic ,   but  i’m  pretty  sure  we’re  being  followed .   ” “   maybe  some  music  will  help  you  calm  down .   ” “   my  glasses  are  broken  …   ” “   i  didn’t  have  enough  rocks  to  write  out   ‘ help ’   so  i  just  spelled  out  ‘ hell ’ .   ” “   maybe  we  can  play  a  game  to  pass  the  time  until  someone  notices  we’re  missing .   ” “   okay ,   i  swear  this  is  not  what  it  looks  like .   ” “   there’s  a  killer  storm  going  on  outside ,   so   unless  you  want  to  disappear  under  mysterious  circumstances ,   i  suggest  you  get  comfortable .   ” “   how  long  was  i  out ??   ” “   well ,   at  least  i’m  trapped  here  with  you .   ”

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      WHAT YOU’RE ASKING FOR IS ANOTHER MURDER.

           enough good people have already died. i won’t help kill another.

COLNERYS,  kira nerys of star trek : deep space nine.   show-canon, headcanon + beta canon influenced. as loved by ganymede ( he / they ).

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god of war (2018) starters

❝  long way from home, aren’t you?  ❞ ❝  why do you even care? you could have just walked away.  ❞ ❝  i almost feel bad for you.  ❞ ❝  i can tell you a thing or two about family matters.  ❞      ❝  lucky for you, my schedule’s wide open.  ❞ ❝  they’re gonna be sorry they picked this fight.  ❞ ❝  i heard you. it’s not up for discussion.  ❞ ❝  i will rain down agony, every possible violation, upon you.  ❞ ❝  um, alright…that hurt a little.  ❞ ❝  you think you understand, but you don’t.  ❞ ❝  didn’t you hear that? voices. it felt…evil.  ❞ ❝  you do not want this fight.  ❞ ❝  truth is more important than kindness.  ❞ ❝  i know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war waged, every deal struck.  ❞ ❝  it should have been you. you hear me? you. not her.  ❞ ❝  only use this as a last resort.  ❞ ❝  deny it all you want, but you saved me.  ❞ ❝  you don’t want me and you never will.  ❞ ❝  they do not stop us, so they do not concern us.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  that doesn’t mean you should lie to your friends or family.  ❞ ❝  will i see you again?  ❞ ❝  don’t leave me alone ever again.  ❞      ❝  you see in the eyes of a child.  ❞ ❝  i know you hate gods but you really can’t stay away from them, can you?  ❞ ❝  you are in your head. let it go.  ❞ ❝  it is wise to be discreet.  ❞ ❝  you are right…i do not believe you.  ❞ ❝  the power of any weapon comes from your heart…but only when tempered by your head.  ❞ ❝  wow, you’re so stupid. that your father’s doing? or your mother’s?  ❞ ❝  will we see people on the road? friendly? will they try to rob us?  ❞ ❝  smells like rotting eggs. is it still good?  ❞ ❝  you’ve only killed those deserving, right?  ❞ ❝  you’re sounding more like your father by the minute.  ❞ ❝  that thing was trying to kill us. it’s not like you don’t get angry in a fight.  ❞ ❝  leave. my. home.  ❞ ❝  you killed against my wishes.  ❞ ❝  it’s all you talk about, over and over. do something about it or shut up.  ❞ ❝  behind you, watch out!  ❞ ❝  don’t know, don’t care.  ❞ ❝  this used to be a challenge.  ❞ ❝  this place feels like a prison.  ❞ ❝  it feels like something is waiting for us down here.  ❞ ❝  don’t be sorry. be better.  ❞ ❝  kill for survival, not for indulgence.  ❞ ❝  can’t believe you’ve lasted this long.  ❞ ❝  in war, a soldier sees beauty in the blood of his enemy.  ❞ ❝  the winds of fate have given us a strange coincidence.  ❞ ❝  close your heart to their desperation. close your heart to their suffering.  ❞ ❝  you’ve had to kill people before, haven’t you? you’re used to it.  ❞ ❝  why do you say nothing?  ❞ ❝  you’ve seen it with your own eyes. you can’t hurt me. nothing can.  ❞ ❝  anger can be a weapon if you control it.  ❞ ❝  whatever it is you seek, i do not have it. you should move on.  ❞ ❝  when they find you - and they will - they’ll make things difficult.  ❞ ❝  there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  we do what me must to survive.  ❞ ❝  follow down this path and head for daylight.  ❞ ❝  heh. thought you’d be bigger.  ❞ ❝  you have a knack for ominous statemants.  ❞ ❝  just tell me what i want to know! no need for this to get bloody.  ❞ ❝  we all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?  ❞ ❝  that was a waste of a perfectly good apple.  ❞ ❝  you think i’m weak, because i’m not like you.  ❞ ❝  but…you told me never to go down there.  ❞ ❝  you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again.  ❞ ❝  until our journey is over, one of us must remain focused.   ❞ ❝  you must be better than me. understand?  ❞ ❝  did something change? the forest feels different now.  ❞ ❝  with power comes a big choice. you serve yourself or you serve others.  ❞ ❝  do not mistake my silence for lack of grief.  ❞ ❝  we are not men. we are more than that.  ❞ ❝  i know i was never what you wanted.  ❞ ❝  mourn how you wish. leave me to my own.  ❞ ❝  hurry! i’m slipping.  ❞ ❝  do not allow yourself to feel for them. they do not feel for you.  ❞ ❝  do not concern yourself with what might be. focus on what is.  ❞ ❝  we do as we please. no excuses.  ❞ ❝  your father can kill. are you going to be able to do that?  ❞ ❝  accuracy over speed.  ❞ ❝  you left me here. again. why don’t you care?  ❞ ❝  what, you want a hug?  ❞ ❝  finish what you started.  ❞ ❝  you know, for someone so strong, you worry a lot.  ❞ ❝  you are hunting deer - not chasing it.  ❞ ❝  i don’t know you and you don’t know me… don’t seem to want to.  ❞ ❝  killing animals i get. they’re food. but people… they’re just trying to survive too.  ❞ ❝  do you hear that? it sounds like someone screaming.  ❞ ❝  i’m going to cut off your head now.  ❞ ❝  it’s…it’s still alive.  ❞ ❝  we are here because of you. never forget that.  ❞ ❝  do not speak again.  ❞ ❝  your anger…you can get lost in it.  ❞ ❝  you don’t have to be the smartest man in the world to see that.  ❞ ❝  we’ve come so far. there has to be a way.  ❞ ❝  don’t you see? they never gave up hope. and neither should we.  ❞ ❝  you can change your path. it’s not too late.  ❞ ❝  i’ve been to many strange places… but this is a new one.  ❞ ❝  oh, cut it out, princess. you’re gonna get me all weepy.  ❞ ❝  you are too quick to temper. you a rash, insubordinate and out of control.  ❞ ❝  the path ahead is difficult and you are not ready.  ❞ ❝  you are not ready - stay back.  ❞ ❝  think i’m afraid of you?! you’re nothing to me.  ❞ ❝  stay by me. touch nothing.  ❞ ❝  you were gone for so long i thought that you…  ❞      ❝  you will always be a monster.  ❞ ❝  look at me! look at me!  ❞ ❝  you are going to have to kill me for that to happen.  ❞ ❝  can you kill something that big?  ❞ ❝  on our journey we will be attacked by all manner of creature.  ❞ ❝  so we’re gonna go toward the creepy singing?  ❞ ❝  why are there two beds in there?  ❞ ❝  slow down. your haste will cost us.  ❞ ❝  i warned you. you would not listen.  ❞ ❝  no, wait…i’m not giving up. i just…have to catch my breath.  ❞ ❝  well, this is it. it’s been an honor.  ❞ ❝  you left me alone to fight.  ❞ ❝  are you the last of your family too?  ❞ ❝  my mother made it for me.  ❞ ❝  fight until we stop or we are dead.  ❞ ❝  the last in his realm of all this kind and you shoot him.  ❞ ❝  come. no looking back now.  ❞ ❝  you’re more concerned with their safety than our goal.  ❞ ❝  i don’t think we’re supposed to be in here.  ❞    ❝  i’m…sorry for your loss.  ❞ ❝  i hoped that’d you, out of all the people i’ve faced, would make me feel something.  ❞ ❝  slow and old. you should never have come here.  ❞ ❝  that bow’s a little big for you, isn’t it?  ❞ ❝  earlier you said people might kill us. i’ll kill them if they try.  ❞ ❝  pain we endure. faulty weaponry we do not.  ❞ ❝  let me guess…you’re gonna be smug and say we shouldn’t have got involved.  ❞ ❝  no. you’ve been gone a long, long time!  ❞ ❝  if you try, i’ll try.  ❞ ❝  wow, uh…that was something, that fight.  ❞ ❝  you did not think it was important to tell me?  ❞ ❝  death suits you better.  ❞ ❝  is it dishonorable to grow old?  ❞ ❝  so unclean. so, so unclean.  ❞ ❝  you won’t stop me.  ❞ ❝  and i thought my family was fucked up.  ❞ ❝  i’m strong. i’m smart. i’m not what you think i am.  ❞ ❝  when i require your counsel, i will ask.  ❞ ❝  don’t you know when to give up?  ❞ ❝  listen to me. i can help.  ❞ ❝  you’ve taught me so much. let me teach you something.  ❞ ❝  okay. there are a few gaps in my knowledge.  ❞ ❝  the path you walk. vengeance. you will find no peace.  ❞ ❝  you know i love you. you just can be better. i know you can be.  ❞ ❝  let them go. take me instead.  ❞ ❝  i’ve never felt more alive.  ❞ ❝  no…you’re bleeding.  ❞ ❝  do you have any idea, any idea at all, what you have cost me?  ❞ ❝  i used to dream about getting eaten.  ❞ ❝  relax. do not think of it as an animal. it is simply a target.  ❞ ❝  try to find forgiveness, and we can start something new.  ❞ ❝  there is much about me i won’t have you know.  ❞ ❝  have you ever heard the term “tempting fate?”  ❞ ❝  your memory was a comfort in dark times.  ❞ ❝  she meant more to me than you anyway.  ❞ ❝  you are not yourself.  ❞ ❝  if seeing me dead will make things right, i won’t stop you.  ❞ ❝  i’d bow if i could, your majesty.  ❞ ❝  then we will go home. to give up this easily, so close to the start…  ❞ ❝  only fire when i tell you to fire.  ❞ ❝  not my blood.  ❞ ❝ nobody’s killed a dragon for hundreds of years.  ❞ ❝  are they dead…? oh! not dead! not dead!  ❞ ❝  a dangerous beast. we’ll take him down together.  ❞

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PSYCH SENTENCE STARTERS   —   quotes pulled from season four of the usa series. feel free to make alternations.

you look… normal and stuff…

please! i haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks. which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

i have a secret girlfriend.

oh, let me guess, relationship trouble?  

if you think i’’m sick, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

don’t leave, [name]. you will regret it.

you’re just jealous of his hair.

what are you trying to say, [name]?

i don’t lose things. i place things in locations which later elude me.

sorry, [name], no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.

that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard.

i feel a hug coming on.

do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?

fishing is one of my top five skills, right behind profiling and ski ball.

the thing is, i have something big to tell you.

i need you to know that… i love you.

you make me laugh and you make me feel like i’m a little bit crazy.

what’re you wearing, ankle weights?

this conversation will only end badly.

i’m just not cut out for this.

[name], you randy little spaniel!

dude, i demand to know what’s going on with you.

i realized, in life, we never have as much time as i think we do.

put down the finger guns.

make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.

i’m out of here. i’m calling a cab.

how much have you had to drink?

all romance ends in despair. or death. but mostly despair. gut-wrenching despair.

you have a tendency to scare my girlfriends away.

what’s with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?

get your socks ready, [name], ‘cause I’m about to knock them off.

i think i broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.

you don’t like [name] dating somebody.

we’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

sure you don’t want to tag along?

i’m both relieved and offended at the same time.

the doctors say i have a severe concussion, but i fine feel.

you have two peeps, and one of them is made out of marshmellow.

what happened between you guys?

a lot of people want to kill me. i take great pride in that.

that’s a negativo on the sundaes, buddy.

i can make a straw wrapper crawl like a worm.

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