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They both have demon dads and human moms, are demon hunters, and have their show/movie on Netflix. What's more can I say? And also Dante can befriend literally anyone.
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thatbemeqq
video is mildly funny but this comment killed me
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Listen.
Hashirama attracted two of the strongest people of his era, he had game
Obito failed so hard he couldn't kiss a photo with two of his crushes and the only chance he got with one of them was after they both died
Might Guy can work gay miracles. He made Madara, a known Hashiramasexual, hard for a hot second and became Kakashi’s husband through a positive attitude and spandex
Madara had to lose his brother and will to live to move in proximity of his crush, and that’s just the start. He spent like 80 years or something in a cave with a lifeless wooden copy of Hashirama, was thirsting for him even after death, and when he got resurrected the only move he managed to pull on him was to steal his senjutsu How can you fumble so badly with the guy who already was into you?!
Naruto ended up with a girl but not the girl he wanted and both his crushes ended up marrying each other which is not a win but I can’t really call it a complete fail either
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Favorite part of Naruto is that drugs are legal for teens but running away from home is a murderable offense
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au where izuna is a professional successful onlyfans porn star & tobirama runs a successful patron/youtube of fan identification. (ceiling fans are his speciality but he also does floor fans. do NOT ask him about AC units.)
izuna posts a mostly tasteful nearly-nude photo of himself that happens to have his ceiling fan visible in the background. tobirama reblogs it to identify the fan make & model.
tobirama: model 32A, in production from 2001 until 2007. acceptable speed but it produces a slight hum when the blades are misaligned.
izuna: ....it does hum.
tobirama: do you want me to realign the blades. I have the appropriate toolkit
izuna: i'm dming you my location
unfortunately for izuna and all his fans, tobirama shows up fully clothed and with a toolkit. he makes efficient work of fixing the blades and refuses any payment (monetary or sexual; izuna offers both) and immediately leaves.
two days later izuna posts a photo of his ceiling fan shattered into suspiciously small pieces with the caption @ tobiramafancatalogue can you fix it??
tobirama: no. it's parts are no longer in production.
izuna: could you help me pick out a new one?
tobirama: YES. we meet tomorrow at 2 pm exactly at the fan emporium on 45th (NOT the one on 34th). bring a water bottle and prepare a price range and desired features list.
izuna: have you ever considered being a dom
tobirama: i don't know what that is. stop losing focus this is important. get started making your list.
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he sunburns easily
#I am perishing#the babies#why must they do this to me#aaaaaaaaaaa#it’s 5am it’s to early to cry from cuteness#perfection
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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Happy pride!!!
Last prompt i have is Sweet and Spicy! mall goth and decora kkg
6 points!
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I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
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Anyone who tries to coin any of Team 7 as the “one with common sense” is wrong. Kakashi has the biggest guilt complex ever seen in a 20 year-old and reads pornography in front of children. Sasuke’s only solution to not being invulnerable at 12 was to become an international criminal. Naruto made the active choice to eat nothing but ramen and spoiled milk and wears exclusively bright orange despite being a ninja. Sakura married the gayest man to ever gay. Sai. Yamato actually Looks Up To Kakashi. These bitches are all stupid.
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